Jessika/Jess is obsessed with One Direction and is on a mission to **** Louis and turn him straight.

Jessika was once a boy named Justin.

She/He () is also an only child and both of her parents just died in a car accident.

She then had sex with her parents corpse. & then buried the bodies in a lake.

Just when she sees Louis, she sees a huge poster of queen Lana, and falls in stanlove.

After ****ing her parents corpses she was forced to go on the run. She met Lana, her new Kween, and went in hiding with her. They are now seeking out Louis to **** and kill. I mean kill and ****.

So it's kinda like Thelma & Louise but Jess & Lana. But with corpse ****ing.

All of a sudden, during the search for Louis, there was a loud scream heard in the distance.

It was the scream of Nicki Minaj being robbed by Lil Kim at gunpoint. She took her purse and wig.

Nicki then ran to Lil kim & stabbed her in the neck. Then lil kim became lil dead.

After weeks of enjoying themselves running around and corpse-****ing, Lana sang "Video Games" again, fell asleep and rolled over a cliff.

Jess was left alone again, without even Lana's corpse to ****.

So Jess and Lana stole lil Dead's corpse and lil ****ed it. They stashed it in the freezer along with Jess's parents.

Jess and Lana then ran away to London to become global icons.

Little did Jess know, Lil Dead was actually alive and slowly recovering. She wanted to give revenge to Jess.

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So Lil Dead flew to London and kidnapped Lana, threatening to kill her.

Lana then escaped & went to Nicki Minaj's mansion in Japan.

Then she invited Jessika, the people who won VMA's, and the Nekci Menij show cast to a haus perty.

So Jessika and Lana, still on their mission to find Louis, invited the One Direction cast members.

But first they killed and ****ed the Nekci Menij cast and dumped them in the same freezer.

The party was a fail so everyone ended up leaving. Lana then took a plane to Moscow and rented a trailer home to live in for a couple of days. She then discovered that her next door neighbor was ...