Pete Cashmore of The Guardian drags this song for filth with the following:
"much like a vegetarian restaurant, she just ain't got the chops"
She then proved she had the 'chops' with the MAN-ASS LOOKING NAPPY HAIR she wears on her head. By chops I mean testicles.
Jinzo's verdict: 4.5 This is like Katy Perry but for middle-class mums who don't want their kids looking at Katherine's boobs. Totally boring and inoffensive.
The last ever #1 by the absolute BEST EVER girl band is unfortunately their worst by such a long, long stretch. Recorded without the good sis Geraldine, this Darkchild-produced jam got to only #7 on the Hot 100 Bubbling Under. Which is better than The Saturdays, but the only time the girls haven't got a single into the Hot 100.
Jinzo's verdict: 3 I would have scored it lower, but The Spice Girls are basically my religion. Even at their worst I cannot ever fully get myself to hate.
I'll Stand By You is actually a cover of a song by The Pretenders, originally released in 1994. Carrie Underwood did a version in 2007 as well, but Carrie is local so no one really cares. It was the official Children in Need charity single, and well, yeah, did good.
Jinzo's verdict: 7 When it comes on during What Will the Neighbours Say?, I don't turn it over. I even have a sing-song. Even though it's bland as hell. Nadine looks like a bad bitch front and centre on the cover though so points for that.
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