There is no amount of ATRL/***/Internet jargon that can express how excited I am.
"Jswbehqldhc" will not do.
"Am Dying so excited tbh" just doesn't suffice.
"

" isn't powerful enough.
I'll pray to my Ke$ha shrine tonight that the news is as amazing as she, and that one day, somehow, I will be able to express, be it written or in interpretive dance, how excited I was at this very moment.