Have you ever lucid dreamt? Meaning while you were dreaming, you were aware that you were dreaming. If so, share your dirty experiences and how often you're able to

For me it happens once every two weeks, and the last time it happened, I seduced my math teacher and my timber teacher... amazing

A lot actually.
It's horrible. I always try and wake myself up, but usually I have to jump off a cliff to do it.
It's very odd and uncomfortable.

the closest I've come that is falling asleep and my mind waking up before my body did and freaking the **** out because it felt like i was in a coma.

Yep. Ever since I was like 10.

But having to deal with that sleep paralysis <<<<. So creepy.

Almost. Once I realize that I AM in a dream, I just suddenly wake up

In what way? It feels so amazing knowing you can do whatever you want

I think so.

Usually I half realize i'm in a dream and don't wake up for a while.

I sure have. The original A Nightmare on Elm Street introduced me to it. I used to do it all the time as a child. As a teenager and adult, I've only been able to do it about 5 times over the years. I have to start practicing again.

I usually fly when I have a lucid dream.

OP, how do you do it?

Usually in my dreams a whole day would pass and then when I wake up I would think its the next day.

How do you practice? Lately, I've been listening to binaural beats because it's known to help induce lucid dreams, but it only works once every nine times

You have to practice. Start off with keeping a dream journal first.

Yes, and it was about me ****ing Taylor Swift.

And you just record your dreams in that journal? Then what?

Once. When I dreamt oft running through the town and eating everything I see.