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Discussion: Delusional and Death Quotes?
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Delusional and Death Quotes?
Okay well I did this a few weeks ago and I just had to share some more of quotes from ATRL that are just delusional and hilarious  Got most of these from sigs of members and some were found, share yours 
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Originally posted by reductive
So, i've come to the conclusion that the only way to identify Yuri in SNSD is by the process of elimination.
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Originally posted by lilMonsterKayla on Xtina's Your Body
OMG, this is SUCH a killer jam! IMAGINE the music video! Imagine a really fancy, classy Christmas dinner with a traditional family in turtlenecks happily sitting around the table as suddenly the camera exposes Christina HOGTIED naked on a plate, the two young children begin to pour dipping sauce on her breasts as she moans the chorus!
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Originally posted by JessieJHeartbeat
I bought Jessie J's album 6 times, does that mean it's 6 x Platinum?
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Originally posted by Regina
Wait, so you're saying it's abnormal to touch oneself to Kim Jong In? If you don't get wet at the sight of Kai or crave to be lying under his hot sweaty body as his sweat drips down and soaks into your every orifice, you're the abnormal one.I would gladly be Kai's wh0re for a night. Two nights if I can recover from the first.
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Originally posted by Komaland
Its been proven that Beyonce stans are all *****s and hoodrats and we all look up to Beyonce because we want to be as classy as she is, but we will never succeed
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Kieran
If you're born white and gain a tan are you then grouped as being mixed race? Am I black?
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Originally posted by JessieJHeartbeat
Yes Jessie is the voice of our generation
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Originally posted by feuxtography
Xtina fans will report you for saying Mulan wasn't a good movie.
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Originally posted by TeamRHI
Madonna is NOT the queen. She gave that title up a LONG time ago.
Queens Gaga and Katy right now
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In a little bit more than 10 years, Christina Aguilera is definitely one of the singers that has accomplished the most: 5 #1 singles in the last three decades in the USA (only 7 other artists have achieved that), over 110 million records sold worldwide, 5 Grammy Awards, second top selling single artist of the 2000s, and a song with more cultural impact than no other for our generation: Beautiful.
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Originally posted by JessieJHeartbeat
Jessie J has had huge cultural impact. First of all, her debut album got to #11 in the US, her single Domino got top ten, she has had three tours (1 arena tour) in support of one album, she has been on the front page of all the UK tabloids, she has been mentioned on ATRL a few times by other people that aren't me...I could go on.
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Originally posted by EverythingKe$ha
She is a fake shemale! She's isnt loving. She is cruel to animals (that meat dress was atrocious), while Ke$ha is first-ever Humane Society Global Ambassador!
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Originally posted by SOTDH
What? I thought janet jackson died years ago too
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Originally posted by LolMinaj
DEAD @ Kim in the middle of nowhere positioning her antenna to catch the interview.
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Originally posted by SoHappyICouldDie
That little ****ing **** got a #1 this week.
I can't ****ing believe her little *** swallowing ways, how dare she think she can be compared to history. Michael didn't get ****ed every which way by producers to get his #1s. She's like a nympho who craved a dick so bad that they became a *****.
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Originally posted by hurttbeat
I have rode like 23 "straight" ****s. Once it was 3 inside me simultaneously.
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Originally posted by JessieJHeartbeat
Yes. Price Tag and Do It Like A Dude paved the way for pop music to break into mainstream.
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Originally posted by Great Username
[Talking about Taylor Swift] Why else do you think she'd release such a safe and basic single, in comparison to her previous avant-garde, indie releases such as 'Love Story' and 'Tim McGraw' (songs about Shakespeare and anal sex don't usually sit well with radio listeners)?
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Originally posted by JessieJHeartbeat: Will Born This Way will be remembered?
Album = yes it will the next Who You Are/Like a Prayer/Thriller
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The Legendtina Tales: Chapter 2:
A CD came out of nowhere almost hitting Legendtina but she quickly moved. Her legendary senses were back. She saw no one around. Quickly picking up the CD she nearly vomited. It was an Ashanti greatest hits CD. But she knew the island was playing tricks on her because no such thing existed.
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Originally posted by thegmangrant
Britney wrote one song on her last album as opposed to Beyonce stealing 204803 songs. Obviously Britney puts so much more effort into career. How dare you even challenge it.
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Originally posted by Twai
Wait Khia blocked me on twitter, I said I couldn't buy the album on iTunes because they don't take foodstamps so I asked for her address so I could mail her $10 worth of change I found in my couch, and she blocked me
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Originally posted by JessieJHeartbeat
I know. Sometimes when I pray I say "in the name of Jesus Christ, the Holy Spirit and Jessie J".
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Originally posted by BreatheGaga
I don't know how to explain this to you, but Lady Gaga is the creator of everything. Every album by every artist is copying Lady Gaga, whether it's for using a synth, guitar, percussion of some sort, lyrics, and stuff like that. Gaga uses those things in her music. She did it first. You're copying Gaga as we speak, because you're wearing clothes. Gaga wears clothes, too. Even if you're not wearing clothes; you were born that way. Gaga was also born that way. It's time to open your eyes and realize that everyone is copying Lady Gaga.
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Originally posted by on Britney her stans
No they wont. They do this EVERY time. They did it during the Twister commercial. They did it when she sang one line live at the Femme Fatale tour. They did it when Britney looked like she actually washed her hair at the first day of the X Factor auditions. They never stop and never will.
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Post away gurls 
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Member Since: 4/29/2012
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I have no post but every post that goes like
"Xtina made Moves LikeJagger"
"Moves lika Jagger is an Xtina song"
I cringe when I read that 
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Originally posted by Lucas32
I have no post but every post that goes like
"Xtina made Moves LikeJagger"
"Moves lika Jagger is an Xtina song"
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Member Since: 3/22/2012
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That Shakira fan that was saying that Gaga is local and also this :
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Originally posted by Scraperwalker
Her last hit was Alejandro, after that only the bullied people and the transexual community use her music...
If the truth hurts you, please leave your reply message below. Thanks
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Originally posted by Liberdade mi amor
That Shakira fan that was saying that Gaga is local and also this :
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Member Since: 12/17/2010
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Anybody who says that 2012 is Marina/Lana's year.
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Member Since: 7/15/2012
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the jessie j heartbeat post in my sig.
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Member Since: 4/10/2012
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ROFL @ so many of those being JessieJHeartbeat
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Member Since: 5/15/2012
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Originally posted by stevensaurusrex
Alright, only 2 points, so here I go. 
P!nk is living, breathing (unfortunately) proof that just because you have a decent voice, you shouldn't have a record deal. When she started out, she was so cool and her music was interesting. "There You Go" and "Most Girls" are great songs. But, as her 3 stans will remind you, she was a label puppet then. Then she got control of her "art." The result was M!ssundaztood, which was a solid album. But then the de-evolution process started. Every album and song from then on was the EXACT SAME THING. I'm Not Dead and Funhouse are all the same album as the former. She hasn't changed at all. It makes me laugh people actually think her music got BETTER over the years. When she got control, she became boring, predictable, forgettable and nauseating. She's ugly, unartistic, petty, vile, and humorless. She actually thinks people care about her or her music and that she's inspiring young non-gender-confused women to stand up for themselves.  She tries to create controversy but fails each time. Her tour gross seems commendable but if you look at the average per show, it's so laughable. She had to go on well over 10,000 dates to make it seem like people actually want to see Chaz Bono in concert. She only has "hit" songs because her label pays Clear Channel out the ASS to keep her "relevant." I would say say she shouldn't be famous, but is she really? 
She's just, for want of a better word, awful. Please, go back to being a label puppet and save us from another forced decade of vile self-esteem booster albums.  |
The best part: THIS COMES FROM A BRITNEY STAN
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Member Since: 5/20/2012
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JessieJHeartbeat genuinely brings a smile to my face. Like, I wish I had that much fervour for my fave.
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Originally posted by Underdogs
The best part: THIS COMES FROM A BRITNEY STAN |
OMG THIS MADE MY DAY
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Originally posted by Desert Rain
JessieJHeartbeat genuinely brings a smile to my face. Like, I wish I had that much fervour for my fave.
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I love her to death and I think she's a great comedian, she should nevah stop posting these legendary comments 
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Originally posted by Underdogs
The best part: THIS COMES FROM A BRITNEY STAN |
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