Princess Peach

zelda its not even close
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Zelda. Receipts are in Super Smash Bros.

Zelda can transform into Sheik and her moves are super powerful. Her final smash is an instant kill.

Peach can't do **** and her final smash does nothing

Let me pull out my receipts from the Zelda thread

*ahem*

http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__...os._Brawl).png

Still culturally relevant 20+ years since she made her debut. Getting Ganadorf hot and bothered from the age of 8 for simply existing. Travelling back in time just by blowing into a cheap piece of wood.

Who else? Not Peach. Not Lara. Not Samus. Not nobody but the Queen Zelda

Dutchess Banana or whatever the other is called shall be paid DUST.

Princess Peach's final smash is extremely underrated. She makes people fall asleep, gives them 40% damage, AND gets fruits that heal her. That's a triple combo in one move. Zelda?

I prefer Zelda because she's a more serious character

dddd
You bettah werk that copy & paste.

http://wii.ign.com/articles/807/807852p1.html
Not Princess Peach selling 1.57 million copies off of her OWN title. QUEEN. And those are receipts from 2007. When Zelda gone do iT?

Well Zelda instantly kills you with an arrow through the heart

http://voices.yahoo.com/top-10-best-...e-4910668.html
Zelda SCRAPING them coins to make the top ten, while Peach is a part of the best selling franchise. Bow!

When is that Hylian hussy getting her own spin off game? Eaux.

Peach stays winning.

That final smash is only useful on Final Destination. Let's go to Hyrule Castle and see how effective it is.

As if someone buys Mario for Peach.
At least Zelda has her own series.

Not here for those INFLATED receipts for a game that no one looked into. I bet that's only for shipped copies too.

Robin Williams named his daughter after the queen. The impact of her name alone.

Will Peach?

Peach sold 1.57 million copies off of her own game, and that was for a DS title! Imagine if she got the full Wii treatment. If Zelda wasn't in the title of her own games, nobody would know who she is.

Does Zelda even have her own game where she's an actual playable character?

But her debut flopped in comparison to how many hit games she had before. It just proves that no one was here for the DNA guzzling heaux.

People are always here for the queen Zelda A whole franchise named after her despite being on screen for a few minutes. Actually helping Link on his quest instead of just whining for help 24/7. ICONIC beauty and fashion.

Will the girl named after a fruit ever do it?

You know Zelda had to deep throat Ganondorf 5 times to get her name into the title. I'm not here for lies.

Peach sends Mario letters with gifts in them while she's away. Even when captured and under stress, she finds her time to send out well written notes with all sorts of medicine and helpful items in them. She is the definition of a gloabl humanitarian. Always looking after her servants. Who else? And what is Zelda doing? Blowing more things than a flute, I'll tell you that. Back to the forests with you and your local dwarf friends. Peach is counting her STACKS of money while being a part of the #1 video game franchise of all time, and I don't want to miss it.

Not Zelda having "iconic beauty" when she literally looked like a man throughout half of Ocarina of Time.



Oop.

And let's not with those jack rabbit ears. Peach is a true, proportionate queen.