I've walked through a McDonald's drive-through high and naked, ordered the entire dollar menu, paid with a $100 bill, and got hit on by the cashier. Best meal of my life.

Nooo

-I broke into something once. I won't say what, tho, because it's illegal.

-When I was 12, I tried to drive my cousin's car to Wawa because I was hungry. I didn't get too far. I barely got out of the parking spot before I crashed into another car.

-When I was 5, I managed to flip my grandparents' friend's van. I was a sneaky little thing.

-My friend and I broke someone's window with an iceball once. Then I decided to throw one at someone's door. We walked away and laughed our asses off because the guy in the kitchen dropped everything in his hands. A couple minutes later we heard this clip-clopping noise.

We turned around and the guy was running after us. He said, "Like throwing **** at my house, ****ers?!" I nearly died and I let out this ridiculous scream. My friend almost stopped running and almost died of laughter because of my scream. We kept it moving because this mother****er was not giving up.

We ran up through someone's backyard. I hid in the bushes while my friend crossed the street and hid in the car dealership. The guy ran into the car dealership and gave up when he couldn't find us. I ran out the bushes once he was gone and called for my friend. We started laughing and walked down the street.

We walked through a parking lot and once we reached the other side a jeep came driving up the alley. No lie, the window went down and the guy that was chasing us said once again, "You like throwing **** at my house, ****ers?" My friend ran down one side of the alley and I ran in the opposite direction. The guy went after my friend first then me. He yelled at me, "What the **** is wrong with you?!"

I kept it moving. I thought my friend got caught for some reason. I went to look for him with another friend. The last place we checked was his house. He was there. We ****ing died while we talked about it and told our other friend.

I needT a link!!!

I drank my own pee once. In a cup.

Edit: More than once actually. Five times is more accurate

I can't think of anything.

Sis, I won't show anyone.

Omg

Decided to play with a Black Widow Spider and didn't get bit, I was like 7 and brought it home in a jar, and fed it a centipede and an ant.

Only a few years ago did I realize it was a black widow because of the red hourglass.

My friend & I walked down the street & wrote "SUCK" on a white mailbox in Sharpie. I don't know why.

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When I was 9, I **** on a slide in our apartment complex at the time. My brother and I had convinced this little girl to slide down the slide, and she got **** everywhere -- like everywhere -- in her hair, all down her back... yeah it was foul as hell. She cried and ran back home. Well, she happened to be the manager of the whole complex's daughter, who was like 5. We blamed it on this Asian kid named Victor who we were friends with, who was with us watching it all, but he didn't speak English very well so he couldn't defend himself. He got evicted for it.

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And last but not least, I once stole a $20 bill out of an illness and disease benefit jar at my church to buy a Foxy Brown CD... not very proud of that one...

I got a little curious and I slept with a woman. I regret it