Didya hear? Loveable pothead Snoop Dogg ain’t Snoop Dogg no more. All y’all should now address His Snoopness as "Snoop Lion." Why, you ask? According to Mr. Lion, "I have always said I was Bob Marley reincarnated. I feel I have always been a Rastafari. I just didn't have my third eye open, but it's wide open right now." Snoop isn’t the only public figure that could benefit from putting some Visine in his third eye. The sooner the celebs on this list embrace their true selves, the sooner they’ll be, like, liberated from the madness that is society. Or whatever.

Remember Gallagher, the watermelon smashing comedian from the 80’s? In the early 90’s, his brother started smashing watermelons for the sake of “entertainment” as well. The name he went by? Gallagher Two. It’s common knowledge that Lady Gaga is to Madonna as Gallagher Two is to Gallagher. She should just embrace it, maaaan.

The beauty of “Call Me Maybe” lies in its absurdly, disgustingly catchy chorus. Carly Rae should continue the line of absurdity by re-branding herself Carly Rae Jetson, a human relative of the 60’s cartoon clan. ‘Cause screw it – nothing makes sense in pop culture anymore.

Miss Lohan desperately needs to embrace the fact that she will never be liked or relevant again and emerge, self-aware, as LiLonely. Afterwards, she can follow her true calling – wandering the halls of the Chateu Marmont alone, asking international businessmen if they'd like to buy her a drink.

Originally posted by ryanpittman97

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