Whatcha gonna do when your network is struggling in the ratings?
If you're Oprah Winfrey, the answer is easy - call La Toya Jackson.
The media heavyweight recently removed her mouth from Gayle's crotch long enough to greenlight Life With La Toya, a reality show that documents the crumbling Jackson empire (for example, Katherine's recent disappearance and Janet's shocking abuse of Michael's daughter Paris) as well as shedding light on Toy Toy's famous friends and iconic entertainment career.
It goes without saying that this is the TV event of the new millennium.
OWN has ordered the reality series, titled Life With La Toya, which will give audiences an "up close and personal look" at Jackson's lifestyle, as she "juggles the many demands of her famous family, finding time for lifelong friends and dealing with a growing entertainment business empire."
Life With La Toya will premiere on OWN in 2013.
"I am so pleased to be working with television legend Oprah Winfrey and to be a part of the OWN family. This will be one of the most exciting adventures of my life," Ms Jackson said.
La Toya Jackson @latoyajackson
Thank you all for your congratulations on my new show #LifeWithLatoya on @OwnTv in #2013. Working with @Oprah is going to be INCREDIBLE!!!
La Toya Jackson @latoyajackson
On #LifeWithLaToya @Owntv U WILL SEE IT ALL!!! I'm holding back on NOTHING!!! Can't wait 4 U 2 watch!!! #mustseetv #2013 Come into my life!!
I can't wait. She has the most personality out of all the Jacksons imo..
La Toya Jackson @latoyajackson
Thank you all for your congratulations on my new show #LifeWithLatoya on @OwnTv in #2013. Working with @Oprah is going to be INCREDIBLE!!!
La Toya Jackson @latoyajackson
On #LifeWithLaToya @Owntv U WILL SEE IT ALL!!! I'm holding back on NOTHING!!! Can't wait 4 U 2 watch!!! #mustseetv #2013 Come into my life!!
I can't wait. She has the most personality out of all the Jacksons imo..
The media heavyweight recently removed her mouth from Gayle's crotch long enough to greenlight Life With La Toya, a reality show that documents the crumbling Jackson empire (for example, Katherine's recent disappearance and Janet's shocking abuse of Michael's daughter Paris) as well as shedding light on Toy Toy's famous friends and iconic entertainment career.
It goes without saying that this is the TV event of the new millennium.