No. I wanna be old, wrinkly and mean so when little kids are playing on my lawn I can get off my old, rickety rocking chair and scream at the top of my lungs with a cane in my hand and a voice enhancer in the other "Get ya lil hoodlum butts off my darn lawn fer I call the caps ya hear! Damn kids nowadays, got no respect for the elderly...boy if I was 80 years younger I'd show them a thing or two" and continue my miserly life knowing I would have only a month left before I permanently wither away, to be forgotten and never seen again.
That's the only thing to look forward to when old.
I want to be 60 years old with my pension every month, discount for the "elderly", travel the world or even the space if possible and still have the perfect skin, perfect body and perfect face like an 18 y/o to entice the younguns to sex.
I want to be 60 years old with my pension every month, discount for the "elderly", travel the world or even the space if possible and still have the perfect skin, perfect body and perfect face like an 18 y/o to entice the younguns to sex.
So you want to be Madonna in a few years? Old but still kinda hot.
