gurl! dey look amazin! ooh gurl, yo chk dis out! so I wuz out in da mall, n yo guez who camez up to me? dat biatch Katrina! yo, i wanted to pull dat dollar store weave, it gotz me so mad! O, ov courze grl, yo nailz b lookin slamm-N! ooh, u culda sed dey wuz Beyonce'z nailz n I totalE wuld have believed u!