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“Driver, please stop for a minute at that middle school. I want to stretch my long legs,” said Ashton from the backseat of his stretched limo.
“Yes sir, Mr. Kutcher,” stated his English driver, Geeves.
Ashton looked hot in his trucker hat. The sound of Fergie’s “Clumsy” came from the school.
“Whutz going on in there, Geeves?” Ashton asked.
“It appears to be a middle school dance, sir,” responded his trusty chauffeur. “Would you care to attend?”
“Yes,” the gorgeous skater-type replied. “I am a little lonely tonight, and I have a feeling I might meet someone special there.”
Susan W pushed out her wonderbra B-cups to get his attention. But Ashton did not even notice her as he walked past her and her Uggs from last year.
“My name is Ashton,” he declared cutely. “Whutz yours?”
“Marisa Ball,” retorted the girl.
“Why are you alone?” he questioned, his dark hair flowing like a dark river.
“Why are you alone?” she flirted confidently.
“Because me and Demi broke up,” he rejoined. “But I cannot understand why you are alone. Your such a pretty girl.”
“It is my favorite too,” answered back Marisa. “I always try to request it on TRL but I can never get through.”
“I am friends with the VJs and I will request it for you next time. Would you care to dance?” he queried.
Ashton took Melissa by the hand and they slow danced. She felt she could stay in his arms 4EVA. The chaperone Mr. Burlick the Earth Science teacher did not enforce the twelve-inch rule because he saw how important this was to Marisa and to Ashton. At that moment he decided to give Marisa an “A.”
“I am so glad I requested my driver to stop in Franklin, Kansas,” uttered Ashton. “I want to tell you that you are very different from the L.A. girls I have met, but in a good way. Also, you will get your period soon. Would you care to be in my next movie?”
“Yes,” Marisa spoke. “But first I must ask you something I have been thinking about that has been on my mind. Am I being punk’d?”
“I would never punk’ you,” Ashton pronounced. “Rather, I am in love with you.”
They Frenched, and Geeves passed back a bottle of Crystal for them to celebrate with.
“Geeves, you are the best,” Ashton concluded. “After Marisa, of course,” Ashton added.
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