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The Great Bieberino went down under last night and he almost never made it out alive!!
Justin Bieber's Australia's Got Talent performance was SO titillating that it compelled one 14 year-old girl to rush the stage give him a piece of her, uhhh, mind.
That in itself isn't so surprising — JB has over 25 million Twitter fans in his back pocket! It's natural to assume that at least a few of them are two pears short of a fruit cocktail.
Worry not, Justin — your knight in Irish armor will save you!
Brian McFadden materialized from out of nowhere and "crash-tackled" the obsessed girl and saved Justin from a fate much less worse than death!
Yeah, THAT Brian McFadden.
The dude from Westlife we forgot about after his near-wife ditched him for Nick Jonas!
Way to go, big guy!
As for the wee Belieber who stormed the gates?
Amilia Radevska is living regret free!
She explained:
"I was looking around and saw a crack in security and thought 'Now or never'… He told me he loved me and it was all ok before I was dragged away."
For those of you keeping score at home, Biebermania has absolutely NO end in sight!
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Good for you Brian. I always hated you after you left Westlife, but you're starting to redeem yourself in my books again
That Justin pic Perez used though
