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On a Thursday afternoon in a secret West London location – it has to be or his screaming fans would be everywhere – Justin Bieber is talking about his penis. “They made up a name for it. Jerry. Which is just so awkward.” The world’s biggest pop star doesn’t look awkward at all, twirling on a swivel chair, fiddling with his iPhone. He grins as he speaks like a sinister boy-clown, his words as passionate as a robot on a reduced power setting. Don’t tell your neice but we’re in Trevor Horn’s Sarm Studios. The poster of The Pogues’ Rum, Sodomy & The Lash down the corridor feels somewhat incongruous. Two of Bieber’s huge heaving entourage sit attentively just around the corner. Do you feel your penis is a Jerry or not, Justin? “They’ve already named it, so why not just keep it?” The 18-year-old bats back his lines like a professional. “I love my fans.”
Who doesn’t follow you on Twitter that you wish would follow you? Anna John, Edinburgh
“Beyoncé. She’s so sexy. I’m in love with everything about her. But I do love Jay-Z, so I can’t do anything about it [laughs]. I’ve had a crush on her for a long time. But I wouldn’t come between them – I would never do that” [Winks] But I’m going to make her follow me just by keeping talking about it.”
My eight-year-old daughter says she’d love to kiss you on the cheek. My nine-year-old son says he’d like to punch you on the nose. Why do you divide the sexes so? Julie Emanuel, Cambridge
“If you were to just say to any random person, whatever their age, There’s this 14-year-old kid, he’s got long hair and he’s like a singer, you’re going to be, Oh yeah? I don’t want to listen to him. I don’t know about younger kids. Older guys are basically mad because their girlfriends want me. That’s what it is. Do I mind? No!”
Do you find it disturbing when younger fan start sexual trends about you on Twitter? Lauren Wainwright, London
“Yeah. I mean, I don’t really agree with 12-year-olds talking about those inappropriate things. I just think the younger people are, the closer the parents should watch out over the kids. [Thinks] But once they turn 13, it’s easier because they’re going to learn that stuff anyway.”
Tyler, The Creator – esteemed composer of Bitch Suck Dick – wants to work with you. Would you work with him? Rob Saul, Swindon
“I don’t know if I really agree with all the music that he does. And he knows that – he’s my boy. [Nods] He’s a friend of mine. I don’t get the whole, you know, demonic thing. If I did do something, he’d have to do clean. I’m not going to do a dirty song with him!”
Are you a boob man or a bum man? If you know what those words mean… Tom Andrew, Plymouth
“[Raises eyebrows, tuts] I know what those words mean. I think I’m a butt guy. I just like butts. I’m attracted to them. Do I have any favourites? Nicki Minaj has got a nice one.”
Who would win in a fight, you or One Direction? And what would be your special move? Carla Accardo, Bristol
“There’s five of them, so I’d get my ass kicked. But one-on-one, I’d take them. I’d try a spin-kick. To the face. Oh, Harry? [Spins on chairs, lashes out a leg] Here’s your spin-kick!”
You claim you were misquoted in Rolling Stone about your comments about women and rape. How would you clarify what you said now? Sara Ama, Newcastle
“Yeah. [Settles down] They misquoted me completely. I never said any of the things that they said that I said. You know, I just think that it’s such a touchy subject. They were asking me such weird questions, before the time I was 17 – I think those are pretty deep questions. I think that, you know, as far as the questions they asked, I don’t think that anybody deserves to…[looks over to his people] I think we should just stay away from that.” [Q contacted Rolling Stone for a response and received the following statement: “We love and respect Justin Bieber, but he was indeed quoted correctly in our March 2011 cover story; the article was fact-checked and we stand by our reporting.”]
You are a Bible-reading good guy who flashes your naked torso at your fans. Are you a hypocrite? Or is there a dark side to you? Nick Kerr, Harlow
“I’m not perfect. There’s a dark side of me, though. [Shouts around the corner to his entourage] What is the dark side of me, Mike? Everything? Alison, what can I tell her that’s dark? [She says his evil sense of humour] Oh yeah, I made Taylor Swift cry once – I Punk’d [MTV’s hidden-camera reality show in which celebrities get pranked] her. She thought she was coming to record with me. I had these fireworks, and she lit one off. It shot off and lit this whole boat on fire. Everyone had to jump off and swim to shore; it was a wedding so she thought the whole wedding was ruined. But it was all fake [laughs]. I’m a prankster.”
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