So, we all know there are songs out there that have some lyrics that make you go

This thread is not meant to shade any particular artist, so please don't use it as such. So what lyrics make you laugh because they're just so bad? Also, don't post a whole song unless you think the whole song is just ridiculous but that's going to look like shade.

I'll start with the most god awful lyric I can even think of. It actually bothers me how bad it is.

Gwen in "The Sweet Escape" - "Cuz I've been acting like sour milk all on the floor, it's your fault you didn't shut the refrigerator, maybe that's the reason I've been acting so cold."

Katy in "Firework" - "Do you ever feel like a plastic bag drifting through the wind" A plastic bag, Katy? Why not a leaf or something? I love that song overall, though.

Kelly in "Einstein" - "And I may not be Einstein but I know dumb plus dumb equals you" Cringe worthy. Pissed at her for recording this, tbh.

Edit: Actually, there is one song that qualifies to be posted because the whole thing is just so ridiculously awful that it's famous for being so awful... and that, of course, is.....

Gwen's one isn't that bad

'I just want lots of friends that invite me to their parties'

I got a monkey on my back; he helpin' me get it off, he helpin' me get it off.
- Ashlee Simpson - "Murder"

There are a million more, but this one always comes to mind in these threads.

Are you brave enough to let me see your Peacock?
Don't be a chicken boy stop acting like a Bee-otch.

"Love it when you call me legs, in the morning, buy me eggs"

Omg, that's a good one.

I never understood why Gaga recorded the lyrics "Groove, slam, work it back. Filter that, baby bump that track."

Also, since I'm listening to it right now:

"I might as well take a gun and put it to his head; get it over with..."
- Rihanna - "Unfaithful"

"Swaggie"

"I treat you milk, I do nothin but spoil you" Lil Flip

"Yayo I'm in Room 205, bring the condoms"-50 Cent :Mazen:

"Young Money Man, got this **** by a landslide, Boy, I send them bloods to yo ass like a tampon"-- Lil Wayne

"They keep telling me don't save you, if I ignore all that advice
Then something isn't right, then who will I complain to?" Drake

''Do you ever feel like a plastic bag.''

''Don't be a drug just be a queen.''

''Who run this motha? (x4) ''

''Could've been somebodies son.''

Modern day Hugh Hef? uh yes...
Playboy to the death? uh yes...
Is he really worldwide? uh, YES...

Oh, I actually forgot two.

Gaga in Poker Face - "Russian roulette is not the same without a gun" Duh.

Liz Phair in "Why Can't I" - "It's an itch we know we are gonna scratch, gonna take a while for this egg to hatch."

Swag swag on you, sitting by the fire eating fondue
bluffin with my muffin
who run this mother, girls, who run the world girls

"My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard,
And they're like
It's better than yours, Damn right it's better than yours."

What was the songs name? I can't remember who was singing this.