Well this isn't really shoplifting but
In high school I was at the movies with my friend and my mom called me after it was over and told me to pick up some toilet paper on the way home b/c we had run out. So I was thinking ugh I don't wanna have to stop at the store so we went into the movie theatre bathroom and took a roll of toilet paper and put it in my purse bc i had a big ass purse
When I got home and pulled it out my purse my mom laughed soooo hard