Gerls, I have been trying to read this thread from the start, and yall are really giving my eyeballs a workout. I'm still only on page 52. But I had to jump ahead when I saw the current topic
So my embarrassing story (one of a multitude) took place about 3 years ago at Target. It was the summer after my freshman year of high school, and my aunt and her three daughters were living with us after my aunts divorce. One day, my sister, three cousins and I all walked up to a nearby Target just to pass time.
In the store, we were walking back towards the electronics, and as we passed the maternity section, for some dumbass reason still unbeknownst to me, I pointed to a cardboard cutout of a model and said, "Whoa, look at the lady! She's huge!"
All of a sudden, a woman stepped out from behind the rack of clothing attached to the maternity model. She was somewhat large, but she didn't appear to be pregnant. She just looked at me, and I turned and raaaan.
I dragged the two cousins who were with me along, and we went and hid nearby in the lingerie section (why, I do not know. It was close I suppose). They were laughing hysterically about how dumb I was, but I was starting to feel bad that I probably hurt the lady's feelings.
All of a sudden, the same lady shoves her way through the carts and clothing racks surrounding us, and comes to stand right over us. Before I could say anything, she started shrieking about how rude and immature we were. I tried to explain that it was just a misunderstanding, but she was having none of it. She started freaking the **** out, and throwing things ( bras and panties) which only made my cousins laugh harder. I was terrified, and I ran from that store quicker than I ran into (the same) Target when Femme Fatale was released. I just left my cousins and sister in the store cuz I had to escape.
I'm dying of laughter!!!!!
