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Deep in the recesses of the arena, Legendtina peered out from the pouch of a kangaroo with a notepad in hand as Gaga continued to yodel out “Princess Die.” “Immature,” she murmured to herself, tapping her Bionic promotional pen against her blood red lips while frantically re-reading her upcoming single’s title on the sheet: “Love Your Body.”
“Love your body,” she whispered to herself. And then, a strike of genius: “Don’t,” she quickly scribbled in front. She looked down at the new title and smirked. “Don’t Love Your Body.” How deliciously immature and irresponsible. A shrill, blood-curdling cackle rang out through the arena.
Victory shall be mine, Legendtina thought to herself. Soon.
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