My alberm
My Roseland DVD
My perfumes
Dereon Clothing
Dereon Kids
Dereon Feminine Hygiene Wipes
My Glastonbury fee (which barely covered my wig glue costs)
But here is the ki:
Rihanna's Loud sells 5 to 8 million copies (and I get a check).
The Loud Tour will gross an undetermined amount of money (and I get a check)
"We Found Love (In The Roc Nation Men's Room)" sold millions copies on iTunes (and I get a check)
Talk That Talk sold hundreds of thousands of copies around the world and 12 copies in the United States (and I get a check)
Every time Gaga performed "Telephone" on her tour I got a check.
Every time Gaga sells a tour DVD I get a check.
Every time Katy covers "Only Girl (In The World)" on her tour I get a check.
Every time Britney performs "S&M" on tour I get a check.
If someone, somewhere in the world has a severe lapse in judgment and buys the Femme Fatale Tour DVD I will get a check.
So you girls keep selling ***** in Iceland and the UK, my child is going to need Pampers.
To silence all of the fake pregnancy rumors, I will be giving birth live in concert at Madison Square Garden. I am calling it "I Am Dilated...An Intimate Evening in My Uterus". I will be doing all of my old hits, then me and the baby will perform selections from "4". Here's rough draft of the cover:
But wait.......technically it would fall to Blue since I know Bey and Jay wouldn't share a bank account...also unless an artist is going to sell the remake of the song they do not have to pay royalties to no one just to cover it (for free)...just saying
Madonna is just jealous because Gaga is coming for her touring numbers, just like Beyoncé is jealous that I am the most popular artist on Twitter and Yahoo! They can't take us new legends.
