Q: How awesome is this product?
A: Twenty-six inches of awesome!
Q: If I use it to whip someone, will it hurt him?
A: It definitely won't feel good! Why not just eat your WLGW and help build a more peaceful world?
Q: How thick will this be?
A: The measurements are: 26" x 1.5" thick (5" circumference).
Q: Why is it greasy?
A: It's just the releasing agent so it can be removed from the mold.
Q: how often would i need to brush my teeth after getting this this?
A: That's really up to you, but I would recommend brushing your teeth at least 2 or 3 times each day regardless.
Q: Could I SLLLLLLLLURP it all up in one go?
A: I sincerely doubt it unless you have the stomach capacity of a horse.
