This site (http://www.snacksandshit.com/) presents such fine examples as:
"I brought butter for the popcorn, dip for the chips." -GZA, Alphabets
THANK YOU!
Filed under: Best guy at a potluck, Snacks

"Shake your little diggy dong dong dong de dong dong dong diggy dong dong dong." -Jim Jones, Dancing On Me
This is an example of a man who has lost his mind in the middle of a sentence.
Filed under: Lost his mind

"Make your chest look just like some pizza."- Pharrell, Already Platinum by Slim Thug
So, you're going to shoot me and I'm going to have holes in my chest and those holes are going to look like pepperoni... ?
This is kind of... a stretch.
Filed under: Not gangster

Hmm?

I don't know, the website makes me laugh.
They basically share random lyrics from some hip hop/rap songs and make fun of how nonsensical they can be

Fine, maybe it's just too silly

OMG I'm mad Busta actually said this. What kind of terrible misplaced context rap lyrics are on this website?

Now Lil Wayne

I cackled.

that's messed up as hell

Not that I thought these were Nicki lyrics.

If Nicki said this...I would be cackling and feel disturbed all at once...and if she ever decided to open a restaurant and I remembered this line...I would never eat there........

The best kind. I mean it's all for fun

Kanye.

http://media.phoenixnewtimes.com/the...h.27502.51.jpg
"I'm so fly, I'm on Star Trek."
- Pooh Baby, Cell Phone Watch by Lil Scrappy
Here's an example of an analogy that isn't true, or effective because of how much it doesn't make sense.
Other examples that I have made up that are equally as bad.
1) I'm so nice, I'm practically a barracuda.
2) I get more money than a floor.
3) I'm so rich it's like I'm covered in strawberries.