"Lets say she's in Germany. She checks into a hotel - let's say the Marriott. And she's there for a weekend, and she has room service, and you know she might have friends over, or whatever they do. The minute Madonna checks out, her own security team comes in, and scrubs the place clean, retrieves any sample of DNA left over, any sort of hair, any sort of saliva, any sort of fingerprints, it's all erased - so there's no sign that Madonna was ever here. And I said wait a minute - didn't Lady Gaga already do that to her? *audience applauds and oooohs*
Amazing 
Drag her Letterman 
