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K-Fed strikes out with Lindsay Lohan
Lindsay Lohan may come with more baggage than a Samsonite store, but there are apparently a few guys who wouldn't mind doing the heavy lifting. Seems she's caught the eye of several less-than-eligible bachelors in recent days.
Let's start with the most guffaw-worthy report first. Us Weekly reports that -- eep! -- Kevin Federline, 28, sent the text-happy starlet, 20, a message on Dec. 22 that contained the suave come-on, "We should hang out."
Lindsay, perhaps fearful of being in proximity to K. Fed's preternaturally fertile loins, wisely responded, "Why would I hang out with you?"
The nightlife-loving, AA-attending, appendicitis-suffering actress, who just weeks ago was partying with Federline's soon-to-be-ex meal ticket-missus Britney Spears, "was totally grossed out," a "pal" tells the mag, with another adding, "She thought it was hilarious."
Kevin, however, was less than amused, and allegedly put his thumbs to work typing out the cleverest insult he could come up with, specifically, "Firecr**ch," the surprisingly enduring nickname unkindly bestowed upon Lohan by bloated oil heir Brandon Davis.
LiLo, however, didn't appear to be bothered by his overused zinger.
"She couldn't believe he was so pathetic," says an insider. "She doesn't want him using her to make Britney jealous."
Federline, however, bounced back by New Year's Eve, reportedly welcoming in what will likely be a far more thrifty 2007 in Miami with an unidentified blonde, who, in perhaps a momentary lapse in reason and judgment, allowed his lips to meet hers at midnight.
But it looks like the former Mr. Spears isn't the only unsuitable suitor circling the high-maintenance star, who has also been soaking up the sun in Miami.
Not only has Lindsay been spotted in the company of ooky "Girls Gone Wild" mogul Joe Francis, but she's also been hanging with record producer Scott Storch, who supposedly helped create a ditty for Davis entitled -- you guessed it -- "Firecr**ch."
According to the New York Post, a smitten Storch presented Lohan with $1 million in jewels, including a doorknob-size diamond ring and "the sickest diamond necklace and earrings," says a snitch.
Storch, who also gave a Bentley to Lohan's frenemy Paris Hilton (he produced her debut album and purportedly dated her), "has a total crush" on Lindsay, a mole asserts to the paper, although another insists, "He just wants to do her music." (No word on whether "music" is actually euphemism for something naughty.)
Anyhoo, Storch does appear to have a bit of a soft spot for Lindsay: The Post says he trustingly let the crash-prone paparazzi magnet get behind the wheel of his million-dollar Bugatti.
Alas, he may not have been the only one in Miami with Lohan in his sights. The paper says two of her exes, Wilmer Valderrama (who's rumored to be cozying up to former flame Mandy Moore) and Jared Leto, "couldn't keep their eyes off her" when she pulled DJ duty at Miami hot spot Skybar.
Source: http://entertainment.msn.com/music/h...-07_3?GT1=7702
uh that's gross
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KFED sucks...