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Discussion: Your Most Embarrassing Moments
Member Since: 2/16/2010
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Originally posted by iamstrong
I was suppose to do the PA in school one day. Me and my friend's arrived 5 minutes early, and I was saying a lot of bitchy stuff about our science teacher (who nobody liked, cause she's kinda weird).
Well, little did I know that my elbow was on the button and the whole school heard our conversations. I got a day at the principal's office for that, and the teacher took a leave of absence for a week, and I never lived that down
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That's so beyond awful & almost terrifying.
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Member Since: 6/9/2010
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At most of you having your most embarassing moments as chi'ren. I still have yet to outlive my embarassing days. Just this year, in college mind you, I ran into this guy who I met the previous quarter and who I knew enough to the point where I couldn't just say 'whats up' and kept it moving, I had to carry on a conversation with him and ask petty **** like "how did your last quarter go" and "so how are you doing this quarter" and mess. As this meaningless conversation carried, I started to grow conscious of the awkwardness of the situation and my face started to take on a life of its own by twitching every which way. Girls, as my face went through these convulsions, I noticed his eyes follow every part of my face that was twitching, so the situation only grew worse. I started blushing hot red, and persperating. I don't even remember how that situation ended, i just know I ended the conversation with a quickness and dipped. The absurdity of my reaction made this whole situation that much more awkward and embarassing. Yall ain't seeing me when it comes to making an embarassing moment out of nothing
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Member Since: 11/18/2010
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I got caught looking at gay **** at school, and I told them it was just a random pop up. Not even sure why I was even surfing **** at school. Alcholol had already clouded my judgement.
I also once answered the phone in class with "What the hell do you want," and it turned out to be the Ast. Principal.
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One time in 1st grade i was like 6 or 7 cant remember But anyway i was in school and i really had to go to the bathroom cuz i had a diarrhea... I raised my hand and asked if i can be excused and that bitch told me that i cant go and that i need to wait for the class to finish. I just knew i wouldnt hold on to the end. So i asked her again if i can go , cuz i was about to explode... and that bitch again said no! So i was sitting and then all of a sudden i hear this loud noise in my tummy and i just ran to the bathroom! So while i was running that **** was coming out like a fountain. **** went everywhere!! It was going down my legs, so i was trying to stop the **** going into my socks with my hands Finally i came to the bathroom i throw my pants off carefully so it wouldnt touch any of the ****, then i took off my dirty underwear and cleaned myself. So then i didnt know what to do with my underwear... So stupid ass me wrapped toilet paper around the underwear and put it under my shirt and when i came to the classroom i put the ****** underwear in my bag. That whole day i smelled like **** and everyone was avoiding me! I still remember that day as clear as today! ... gosh i was so stupid!
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Member Since: 10/24/2010
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Originally posted by Komaland
One time in 1st grade i was like 6 or 7 cant remember But anyway i was in school and i really had to go to the bathroom cuz i had a diarrhea... I raised my hand and asked if i can be excused and that bitch told me that i cant go and that i need to wait for the class to finish. I just knew i wouldnt hold on to the end. So i asked her again if i can go , cuz i was about to explode... and that bitch again said no! So i was sitting and then all of a sudden i hear this loud noise in my tummy and i just ran to the bathroom! So while i was running that **** was coming out like a fountain. **** went everywhere!! It was going down my legs, so i was trying to stop the **** going into my socks with my hands Finally i came to the bathroom i throw my pants off carefully so it wouldnt touch any of the ****, then i took off my dirty underwear and cleaned myself. So then i didnt know what to do with my underwear... So stupid ass me wrapped toilet paper around the underwear and put it under my shirt and when i came to the classroom i put the ****** underwear in my bag. That whole day i smelled like **** and everyone was avoiding me! I still remember that day as clear as today! ... gosh i was so stupid!
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Member Since: 5/19/2012
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Last year I **** myself in a Walmart and it went EVERYWHERE The employees had to clean it up and one was a girl who bullied me during Algebra the entire year!
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Member Since: 6/28/2009
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Originally posted by Komaland
One time in 1st grade i was like 6 or 7 cant remember But anyway i was in school and i really had to go to the bathroom cuz i had a diarrhea... I raised my hand and asked if i can be excused and that bitch told me that i cant go and that i need to wait for the class to finish. I just knew i wouldnt hold on to the end. So i asked her again if i can go , cuz i was about to explode... and that bitch again said no! So i was sitting and then all of a sudden i hear this loud noise in my tummy and i just ran to the bathroom! So while i was running that **** was coming out like a fountain. **** went everywhere!! It was going down my legs, so i was trying to stop the **** going into my socks with my hands Finally i came to the bathroom i throw my pants off carefully so it wouldnt touch any of the ****, then i took off my dirty underwear and cleaned myself. So then i didnt know what to do with my underwear... So stupid ass me wrapped toilet paper around the underwear and put it under my shirt and when i came to the classroom i put the ****** underwear in my bag. That whole day i smelled like **** and everyone was avoiding me! I still remember that day as clear as today! ... gosh i was so stupid!
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Originally posted by conseeded
Last year I **** myself in a Walmart and it went EVERYWHERE The employees had to clean it up and one was a girl who bullied me during Algebra the entire year!
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omg, the **** are these
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Member Since: 12/7/2011
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Originally posted by Komaland
One time in 1st grade i was like 6 or 7 cant remember But anyway i was in school and i really had to go to the bathroom cuz i had a diarrhea... I raised my hand and asked if i can be excused and that bitch told me that i cant go and that i need to wait for the class to finish. I just knew i wouldnt hold on to the end. So i asked her again if i can go , cuz i was about to explode... and that bitch again said no! So i was sitting and then all of a sudden i hear this loud noise in my tummy and i just ran to the bathroom! So while i was running that **** was coming out like a fountain. **** went everywhere!! It was going down my legs, so i was trying to stop the **** going into my socks with my hands Finally i came to the bathroom i throw my pants off carefully so it wouldnt touch any of the ****, then i took off my dirty underwear and cleaned myself. So then i didnt know what to do with my underwear... So stupid ass me wrapped toilet paper around the underwear and put it under my shirt and when i came to the classroom i put the ****** underwear in my bag. That whole day i smelled like **** and everyone was avoiding me! I still remember that day as clear as today! ... gosh i was so stupid!
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Originally posted by conseeded
Last year I **** myself in a Walmart and it went EVERYWHERE The employees had to clean it up and one was a girl who bullied me during Algebra the entire year!
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ajdmkkmeirjpwo;
Literally a MESS!.
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Member Since: 5/18/2012
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5 years ago, I went on a trip to a water themed amusement park. I forgot to use the bathroom cause I was having so much fun. It was time to leave so I went in the bus for the 3 hour trip to school. Then I noticed how bad I had to go, I managed to hold it though. When I got to school, I ran to the train station. There was no where to pee so I had to hold it home. My bladder felt like it was gonna explode, and I could barely stand. I had to wait for the train, next thing I know I was peeing on myself. I couldn't hold it no matter how hard I tried. I started to cry cause I was so embarrassed. Luckily no one was there besides a few people far away. The train came a few minutes later and no one was on it also. When it was my stop, I ran home and threw those cloths away, cleaned up, and cried some more.
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Member Since: 11/18/2010
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Originally posted by Komaland
One time in 1st grade i was like 6 or 7 cant remember But anyway i was in school and i really had to go to the bathroom cuz i had a diarrhea... I raised my hand and asked if i can be excused and that bitch told me that i cant go and that i need to wait for the class to finish. I just knew i wouldnt hold on to the end. So i asked her again if i can go , cuz i was about to explode... and that bitch again said no! So i was sitting and then all of a sudden i hear this loud noise in my tummy and i just ran to the bathroom! So while i was running that **** was coming out like a fountain. **** went everywhere!! It was going down my legs, so i was trying to stop the **** going into my socks with my hands Finally i came to the bathroom i throw my pants off carefully so it wouldnt touch any of the ****, then i took off my dirty underwear and cleaned myself. So then i didnt know what to do with my underwear... So stupid ass me wrapped toilet paper around the underwear and put it under my shirt and when i came to the classroom i put the ****** underwear in my bag. That whole day i smelled like **** and everyone was avoiding me! I still remember that day as clear as today! ... gosh i was so stupid!
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Originally posted by conseeded
Last year I **** myself in a Walmart and it went EVERYWHERE The employees had to clean it up and one was a girl who bullied me during Algebra the entire year!
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Member Since: 5/27/2010
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When I was younger I was swimmin in a pool with friends and there was a rip in the back of my trunks that I didn't know about. I inadvertedly mooned them and there was shrieking.
Pretty minor, I guess.
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Member Since: 12/3/2011
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When my mom punched some lady at walmart because she bumped into her and didnt say excuse me
everyone was staring and they made a huge deal about it
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Member Since: 9/16/2011
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It's not really my most embarrassing moment, but I'm embarrassed for myself looking back on it:
I once stole $20 from an Outreach Benefit jar at my church to buy a Foxy Brown CD.
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Member Since: 4/24/2011
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Originally posted by Ice Cream Skies
It's not really my most embarrassing moment, but I'm embarrassed for myself looking back on it:
I once stole $20 from an Outreach Benefit jar at my church to buy a Foxy Brown CD.
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Member Since: 11/2/2010
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I'm pretty much one of the most embarrassment prone people ever...I am very outgoing and handle myself relatively well UNTIL it pertains to crushes or people who i'm attracted to...then it's an absolute nightmare
Last semester I was hanging with my friends keeping it cool when this FOINE blatino walked by and was stopped for an interview. I was literally staring at him the whole time (not creepy at all), and he must have noticed because after the interview he smiled at me and gave me two thumbs up...My response? I flailed my arms and laughed...I looked like a mentally challenged rabbit with rabies. GREAAAAATTTTTT
I've had many more epic falls and flops...way more significant than that one little "incident", but I don't wanna put my life story in this thread...yet
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Member Since: 1/16/2012
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I once sharted on my walk home from school
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Member Since: 5/6/2010
Posts: 35,158
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Originally posted by RedLipstick
I have a lot, so I'm just gonna bullet list it.
- In Kindergarten I peed my pants when the Chuck-e-Cheese mascot came in our classroom door.
- My uncle threw a Bible at me in Church.
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Member Since: 5/6/2010
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It's not really embarrassing so much as geeky.
Anyways, when I was little, Hurricane Katrina inspired me to be a meteorologist. I even wrote a letter to a meteorologist on TV, and they asked me to go down to the station and everything. Apparently, the principal found out and read that note I wrote in front of the ENTIRE school. All I wanted to do was hide for the rest of the day.
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Member Since: 5/6/2010
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Oh, and to this day, I can't ride a bike. No one ever taught me. So imagine how I feel when my dad tells people that.
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I can't ride a bike either.
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