I am the epitome of class, elegance, eloquence, and beauty. I walk everywhere as if I am rocking some deliciously fabulous designer clothes on the catwalk. I do it in the grocery store. I do it at the beach. I even do it next to the dumpster. My fabulosity has sometimes proven to be too much for some people, as I have had many old people defecate in their diapers or drop to the ground and have heart attacks from my presence.
As I pass by a crowd of people, they cannot to anything but look in awe and lust. Men of all sexual orientations want to be inside me. Women fantasize about being like me. People want my autographs. They just adulate me at every turn. It's just so great being me.
