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[6:22:14 PM] ALΞX: I had the strangest dream this morning.I was in my room. someone was on my roof staring in my window watching me. I cleaned my room, and let them in. For some reason I had dairy queen ice cream condiment bars (like the counters with all the nuts, toppings, etc in it) in my room, and a display case of pie. wtf. Then I went next door and my next door neighbors were Gareth, and Dusty. They said goodbye to my friend but ignored me the entire time I was there. I went back home, and my parents were watching TV, and there was a charity show on. Somehow I ended up outside of the building where the event was taking place, and there was this dude who looked like that actor, uhm.. and he went up to the gates and was like "aren't you going to let me in" and they were like "yes, yes, sorry!" because they thought he was the actor.. then they laughed and figured out it was just a look a like.. but they let him in anyways.. and while they were patting him down and getting him set to come in, I snuck inside. I saw Katy Perry first, and talked to her. She was an idiot. Then I kept walking around and seeing diff celebs, but I didn't have a camera to take pics.. so I ask this woman in the kitchen if they sold cameras.. and she told me to go to the store down the hall. I bought a camera.. and as I was coming out I saw Mariah Carey. I asked her if I could take a pic with her, and she said No. Then I told her that I loved her and had been listening to her since I was little. She then said "Oh, so now I'm old, okay." and kept walking off. So I followed her, and told her I didn't give up that easily, so I pushed her into the girls restroom, and told her I'd cut her if she didn't take a pic with me. We then started re-enacting the Heartbreaker video in the bathroom stall. After I messed her weave up, and she took 30 minutes fixing it, she then agreed to a pic. Then all I can remember is driving back home, and seeing Kristchun and this dude in their wedding attire as they were going to get married in this house on my street. I was so excited to finally meet Kristchun. My friend was trying to find parking, and I look at her and say "I'm going to get ****ing drunk, I don't feel good, so I'm going to get drunk as ****, and I don't care!" Then we walk down the street, and for some reason everything is back asswards, and you're having your reception before you actually got married, and it was on my street like a festival. I went over to this table with some weird ass food, but it was cold, and looked absolutely gross. I grabbed a bottle of vodka, and was walking around drinking it straight out of the bottle, chasing it with coke. Then out of nowhere Britney pops up from behind a bush and screams "FANTA, FANTA, NO COKE!" and then runs away. I see Ryan, and Daniel. I go over to them and say hello, but Ryan is too busy eating cake. Next thing I know Daniel is on stage performing some Floplicious song, and I throw my bottle of vodka at him. It misses, but oh well. I still love y'all. Then for some reason I find myself pulling up to the house where Kristchun and other people are in, and as I'm getting out of the car, this mountain lion shows up. For some reason I have some balls in the car from my dog, and I throw the ball to see if the mountain lion would go get it. He was a dumbass, and did. So I was like "Okay, we're going to throw this again and then run inside!" so I throw it again, and as we're getting out of the back of the car, a big ass Lion from Africa comes up to us. We're freaking the **** out.. so we throw like four balls down the hill and they run after them. We start running inside, but the mountain lion gets inside with us, so I start yelling "MOTHER****ER GET OUT!" and I close all the doors to the other room where y'all are in, cause I don't want your wedding ruined.
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I was telling friends about my random dream last night... 
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