This is officially the most retarded news of the year.

Poor girl, she is doing so unsuccessful this year. A Public Affair flopped. It was a good dance tune but nothing else mattered.

The Simpson Tragedy.

I've read that her dress was falling down as she was singing and she had to hold it constantly, which added to her 'nervousness'.

Lol.

I can really understand that. That is one of the most annoying feelings in the world, when your clothes dont feel comfortable and i know i'm already self-conscious ... I cant imagine what Jess would be feeling in front of all those high-profile stars!

Anyways...

Country great DOLLY PARTON has more than forgiven JESSICA SIMPSON for forgetting the lines to her 9 TO 5 anthem during a Kennedy Center Honors tribute at the weekend - she has invited the pop star to her home. The gracious JOLENE singer politely applauded and smiled as Simpson apologised for botching her song but admits she's glad it wasn't her up on stage on Sunday night (03DEC06). She says, "It is an intimidating experience... Jessica is so great that one day they will probably honour her. If I were fortunate to be asked to perform for her I would probably forget my wig. "She can come over to my house and we will sing it together any time."

She got what she deserved.