Robyn - Robyn is the best female pop album of all time.
Quote:
You can't stop it You can't escape it You can't turn it off
So I'd appreciate your kind consideration in this matter
Sir or Mam would you please turn it the **** up
Do it
Unleashed in the east
Best dressed in the west
Sorted in the north
Without a doubt in the south
The queen of queenbees
Lioness of Juda
Phoenix from the ashes risen
Undefeated undisputed featherweight champion
on all five continents
World record holder with a high score of two gazillion in Tetris
Two-time recipient of the Nobel prize for super foxiest female ever
and war time consigliere to the Cosa Nostra
She split the storm, invented the x-ray, the cure for AIDS, and the surprise blindfold greeting
She performed and choreographed the fights for Bruce Lee in Enter the Dragon
and Game of death and still does stunt doubles for Jackie Chan on the weekends
She suckerpunched Einstein, outsmarted Ali, and even outsuperfreaked Rick James
She's the founder and CEO of Konichiwa Records
The most decorated professional field operative in the industry
and in the streets
With a perfect track record since kindergarden where she used to
whoop schoolboy ass
She's listed in section 202 of the United Nations Security Act of 1979
as being too hot to wear tight sweaters on international airspace
In this world of tension pressure and pain
she is known by men and women of all origin and faith
for her wisdom, compassion, and relentless
determination in the quest to get paid
Now which delusional bitch gonna try and check this legendary, flaw- and filler-free MASTERPIECE of female pop?
Body Talk will never be superior, because as a body of work, it is SIGNIFICANTLY weaker than the 3 EPs that make it up. An album that excludes Cry When You Get Older simply CANNOT be the greatest, although all 3 are tied for best pop EP ever. Just thought my fellow GaGa stans should know before they started trying to claim that.
What suddenly prompted you to make this thread? We were talking about this last week.
Anyway, I still need to get through Body Talk, but as it currently stands, I completely agree. There are so many perfect moments on Robyn: "With Every Heartbeat," "Be Mine!," "Dream On," "Eclipse," "Cobrastyle," "Handle Me," "Should Have Known"...
Body Talk will never be superior, because as a body of work, it is SIGNIFICANTLY weaker than the 3 EPs that make it up. An album that excludes Cry When You Get Older simply CANNOT be the greatest, although all 3 are tied for best pop EP ever. Just thought my fellow GaGa stans should know before they started trying to claim that.
Like 1/5 of Robyn is filler, and Body Talk the album has no filler at all. Let's not.
Body Talk will never be superior, because as a body of work, it is SIGNIFICANTLY weaker than the 3 EPs that make it up. An album that excludes Cry When You Get Older simply CANNOT be the greatest, although all 3 are tied for best pop EP ever. Just thought my fellow GaGa stans should know before they started trying to claim that.
I will never forgive Robyn for excluding CWYGO and including None of Dem (sorry I don't like it).
Until she makes her next album, that is, because it bound to be greater than oxygen
I like it... I like her... but I definitely like other artists and albums more then her... Although there are some stand-out tracks that ARE amazing and in the running for best songs to jam to