Hey fatasses! It's your girl Diarrhoea. I'm paranoid about potentially banned for the third year in a row with this, so I'm gonna keep it cute and succinct. Currently, we're gonna be counting down 70 songs and 30 albums, with the potential for a few little extras. Spruced up, written up, basic-ed up so that y'all care, enjoy the countdown. A preliminary timetable:
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A great, summer-y song from a great, summer-y album. This song does a great job at encapsulating childhood nostalgia without ever slipping into oversentimentality, keeping the tempo firmly on the dance floor and grooving through the underlying sadness rather than moping.
#67
Hailee Steinfeld - Starving
From her upcoming debut album
This annoying piece of white bread actually had an okay song within her! This song falls firmly into ‘I know this isn’t amazing but I really like it anyway’, she sounds adorable and the goofy/terrible lyrics only add into the general sense of naïvety that pervades this in such a nice way.
#68
Rae Sremmurd - Black Beatles
From the album ‘Sremmlife 2’
Simultaneously very annoying and also really catchy, this is probably one of the weirdest hits in a while and is all the better for it. The lyrics don’t read like a hit, but a mixture of great delivery and social media eminence made this inescapable in the latter parts of the year.
#69
The 1975 - The Sound
From the album ‘I like it when you sleep...’
As much as I hate this band and all of their many delusional stans, this house-influenced rock song really works well. The chorus is lethal, the verses are overlookable, the production has that almost LQ-dance sound that’s been v/ in vogue this year... what’s not to love?
#70
CC Dust - Never Going to Die
From the album ‘CC Dust’
A haunting electropop record about youth, sex, and everything in-between. My friend played this for me when I went to a party at the start of summer and it really struck me. I’ve been addicted ever since. A truly depressive, cathartic song.