[lancelovesgaga]

Lets make a long ass story


There's only one rule:

If you have a comment/question just put it in a quote box

Example:

so far this story is so messed up, I wonder how it will end

That would be a comment/question

& Just continue the story from where it was left off

So lets start





There was a young girl. Her name was Rachel.

[Owl]

She slept with every man in the neighborhood.

[lancelovesgaga]

Originally posted by Owl

She slept with every man in the neighborhood.

Which led Rachel to be HIV+

[Doc]

She was obsessed with Nicki Minaj's new song, Starships, which is on iTunes now.

[Ripedie254]

Originally posted by lancelovesgaga

Which led Rachel to be HIV+

And she was sleeping with a married man named bubbles

[Get $leazy]

Originally posted by Ripedie254

And she was sleeping with a married man named bubbles

Bubbles was born a woman.

[Lyzz the Monster]

Originally posted by Doc

She was obsessed with Nicki Minaj's new song, Starships, which is on iTunes now.

[KoreanDream]

Bubbles was a Nicki stan, and Rachel thought Nicki was a hot ass mess.

[lancelovesgaga]

Originally posted by Doc

She was obsessed with Nicki Minaj's new song, Starships, which is on iTunes now.

Which cured her HIV

[Attitude]

Originally posted by lancelovesgaga

Which cured her HIV

and caused her to become a Rihanna stan.

[Drais.]

But in return for her HIV being cured and becoming a Rihanna stan she had to listen to Stupid Hoe, which is also available on iTunes.

[MovinKindaSlow]

Originally posted by Anti.Emotional

But in return for her HIV being cured and becoming a Rihanna stan she had to listen to Stupid Hoe, which is also available on iTunes.

This caused her to become deaf.

[ChapStick]

after which she decided to audition for season 2 of The X Factor.

[Lyzz the Monster]

Originally posted by ắttitudé

and caused her to become a Rihanna stan.

But she jumps ship after hearing about her new collab.

[Haus_of_Will]

Originally posted by Anti.Emotional

But in return for her HIV being cured and becoming a Rihanna stan she had to listen to Stupid Hoe, which is also available on iTunes.

Racheal's severe lapse in mental judgement then caused her to buy said song.

[Doc]

Originally posted by KoreanDream

Bubbles was a Nicki stan, and Rachel thought Nicki was a hot ass mess.

And regardless, Rachel still couldn't keep Starships off of repeat.

[KoreanDream]

As a tone deaf woman, she won X Factor and became the new Katy Perry.

[lancelovesgaga]

that day Rachel was really mad.

[Drais.]

She then dyed her hair blue

[Haus_of_Will]

Her tampon was nowhere to be found.