And The Grammy For Song Of The Year goes to...
Yo... there's nothing on this card! There's nothing written on here, just a blank space. Oh? I needed to turn it over. Taylor Swift is the winner. I'm gonna claim this as a win for myself also. Vote Kanye 2020.
Taylor: Thank you so much Kanye! I'd love to share with you. This is just an honor. I've had your albums since I was 15.
Wait for me back stage ok, and we'll pose for some pictures together . There's no bad blood at all.
*Kanye walks off stage and is swiftly apprehended by Taylor Nation™.
I am so incredibly honored to be accepting this award today. You know, I remember recording this song with Max and we play our ideas out loud and record everything on our phone. The original recordings have been taken down due to copyright issues, but it was an incredible experience recording with everyone and I'm glad you all purchased the song and have lived with it and come to love it because it really was a work of love.
I'd like to thank Apple Music, my legal team, my Swifties, Meredith, Olivia, Gigi, Karlie, women, Austin, my parents, my fans (the ones on twitter and tumblr, who bought the albums and went to my shows), the amazing artists I was up against, and everyone else who isn't in my squad yet. There's a blank space for you baby, and I'll write your name.
Thank you all so much!!!