Justin Bieber turns 18! 18 reasons why the Biebs sh!ts
Happy birthday, Justin! (Lend us a fiver?)
Justin Bieber, the most famous teen pop star on the planet, has just turned 18. HAPPY BIRTHDAY, JUSTIN! Now you can buy us a drink when you're next in the UK, right? Hello? HELLO?
If you're not familiar with the all-singing, all-dancing, all-American phenomenon then you need to reassess your life priorities pronto. In 2010 his was the most googled name in the world. In the world. Just to put that in perspective, people googled 'Justin Bieber' more than they googled 'Lady Gaga'. That's a lot of people.
The hysteria surrounding him has been compared to that which engulfed Michael Jackson in the '80s. So, you get the idea: he's famous. And now he's 18! To celebrate these our top 18 reasons to embrace Justin as your teen idol. Don't fight it, resistance is futile.
1. He became famous after passersby posted videos of him busking onto YouTube. He was only 13 and wanted to make enough money to go to Disney World. It's a genuine rags to riches story. And the guitar's nearly as big as him, which is endearing. It is, admit it.
2. He can dance. No, like properly. This is NOT dad dancing. Take this example of a dance off between him and that other insanely young scarily talented teen, Jaden Smith.
3. His hair. Not since Jon Bon Jovi cut off his curly locks has a hair cut caused such uproar. Justin's floppy barnet was more famous than him at one point. Then he cut it all off.
"Nice hair," Paris Jackson s******ed
"Nice hair," Selina Gomez said totally seriously
4. He's dating Selina Gomez and he's completely and utterly besotted with her. This picture sums up why their relationship makes us so happy. He's carrying her dress! He looks like her butler! But he doesn't care because she's amazing!
The most famous boy in the world knows his place
5. Deputy Editor Rachael once asked him if he'd seen the website lesbianswholooklikejustinbieber.com and he didn't get angry at her:
6. He once walked into a door and rather than shuffling off in shame, he went through the whole thing step-by-step with a cameraman who was standing outside.
7. He didn't laugh in Peter Andre's face on the red carpet at the 2011 Brit Awards when Pete forgot it was live and kept waited for his cue.
8. He was the subject of the biggest non-celebrity story of the year in 2011 when 20-year-old Mariah Yeater accused him of fathering her baby during a 30 second backstage romp the year before. She demanded a paternity test, he said "Yeah, sure," and then the whole thing was quietly dropped.
9. He flew a six-year-old girl with cancer from Boston to New York this Valentine's Day when he found out that it was her biggest wish to meet him. He even let Avalanna Routh 'marry' him after they'd eaten loads of cupcakes.
10. He took topless skateboarding breaks while recording his album in Miami and managed to ignore hundreds of screaming girls. Which is the only sensible thing to do when you fancy doing a bit of boarding.
11. His official doll makes us laugh. Loads.
We see this in our nightmares
12. He drives a customised Cadillac that looks like the Batmobile.
Justin Bieber's batmobile car
It's weird. He's actually allowed to drive that thing
13. He duetted with Mariah Carey on a re-release of her song 'All I Want For Christmas' which meant we were allowed to listen to the original on repeat for weeks. (It's the best Christmas song ever).
Justin and Mariah's music video
14. He got killed in an episode of CSI.
15. He loves his mum and takes her to loads of showbiz shindigs.
16: He appeared in the opening sequence of this year's Oscars proving he's proper famous, like.
17. He made a film that was solely about how famous he is, Never Say Never.
18. And last, but not least, he features in the new series of Punk'd where he, er, punks Taylor Swift.
If that hasn't convinced you, fair enough. We give up. We think you might be lying though otherwise you wouldn't have read this far, right? Source.
I remember when One Time came out. I just KNEW he was going to be the next big thing.
I remember how I honestly thought it was a chick when I first heard the audio of One Time. This was the first time I ever saw the actual singer behind the song:
I remember how I honestly thought it was a chick when I first heard the audio of One Time. This was the first time I ever saw the actual singer behind the song:
He's improved.
What an awkward performance.
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Originally posted by zach
Ruh oh
Here come the LEGAL bieber sex stories by fans.
I was thinking the same thing. Him being 18 is going to give reason for all the perverts to creep out of the woodwork and start writing explicit things about him. Lord.
I was thinking the same thing. Him being 18 is going to give reason for all the perverts to creep out of the woodwork and start writing explicit things about him. Lord.
As soon as I saw "bieber is 18" trending on Twitter, I knew! Was scared to look at the tweets.