So Sasha Fierce has done it again, Beyonce will be stocking shelves with her very own condoms based on her worldwide smash hit "Ego" that became the best selling sexual single OF ALL TIME *kanye shrug*. Dicks will be hard and ******* will be protected this winter as the "Ego" condom comes with a 99.9% guarantee that even if you are sprayed down with someones sperm like Ke$ha you will not be impregnated. Snatch em up now kids, cause we have a feeling they will sell like crazy.
Dicks will be hard and ******* will be protected this winter as the "Ego" condom comes with a 99.9% guarantee that even if you are sprayed down with someone sperm like Ke$ha you will not be impregnated.