I don't know why more people aren't in here getting a kiiiii out of this. The title at the top shows up as "Amber Tamblyn Poses as Amber..." and makes it sound like it's some sort of boring photoshoot...not the epic trolling that it actually is.
What should I change the title to? "Tyrese Tries To **** Amber Rose, Gets Amber Tamblyn Instead?"
I'm doing splits on your face, splits on your mouth, splits on your eyelids, splits on your unibrow.
Baby, my idea of a party ain't herpes. Ain't ***** scurvy? I don't get down with dirty slurpees, so wrap it up like an award show acceptance speech.
I am not afraid to cockblock dick, to sew an instructional video for rape kits to your eyelids and make you watch it. I'll take away your golf clubs and gun clips!
I emailed Tyrese one last time yesterday (as myself of course) after he wrote me saying "you took this **** public?! Not cool... not even remotely..." I reiterated that yes I took advantage of a man that took adntage of another man's cc list... but it's all good- we should do a song together and laugh at the whole thing. He said my music was "corny as ****" and no. Now I am 86% sorry, Tyrese.
As a result, last night I got acupuncture in my knees while drinking Maker's Mark. Because that's how a Thugess rolls.
Because I'm not even CLOSE to being done with these songs yet.
Where's Amber Rose? Girl, let's DO THIS. It's not even my birthday. But let's do this.
Because I'm getting ready for more Fem-Squats, with or without the most beautiful man-abs R&B has to offer.