Just want to make it
perfectly clear to all that I would sooner accept a fate of wearing nothing but corduroy, flannel, and Birkenstocks for an entire year than I would even *consider* abusing the coveted special co-host abilities I have been granted in this competition. As you all know, I am very familiar with the authority that comes with being in a position of great and unparalleled power, and am far too mature and levelheaded to be lured by the evils of megalomania and favouritism. There will be no unfair preferential treatment on my watch. That ****ery will not fly.
Unless you're Thomasuxx, in which case you might as well just ignore this whole competition altogether because there is no use in even trying anymore. Better luck next year!
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