The two-ton sea monster slithers out of the water on her tentacles. But instead of killing you like you expected, she asks, “So are you here to take my picture, darling?” Mariah Carey removes her sunglasses and caresses her obese form. “They can try, but they can’t take this away from me.”
Miley pulls a fireman's hose from between her legs and shoots bodily fluids at Christina, whose wings grow so heavy with gunk that she falls to the ground, no longer able to fly. Christina has been in that position before
