The theme is cheesy, and much of the lyrics; but it's one of the album's highlights.
I agree, last weekend I listened to BTW in full which I rarely do and it was one of the songs that stood out for me too.
Shame of Hair tho, the acoustic version is much better.
Yeah I would say that the moment the Milllion+ people who bought Born This Way 1st week reached Hair is exactly when Gaga peaked because after that she could never outdo herself.