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Originally posted by Summertime Love
ON AIR WITH STREAMINGBOARD
Interviewer: Fentybra
Interviewee: Summertime Love
Fentybra: Hello Summertime Love. Welcome to your revamped edition of Billboard now called Streamingboard. SL will be here for an exclusive interview to spill some tasty lemonade. So tell us a bit about you?
Summertime Love: Hi and thank you. I thought you called me here only to promote our so-called revamped show about to go free and hollow like the streams.
Anyway, as most of you know... I am Summertime Love... the elusive ATRL member. You can call me SL. I am actually soon to be-23 though a pressed and sour hoe on ATRL has been circulating rumours about me being 32. I am obviously a die-hard stan of Queen B though I do not buy numerous copies of her albums and numerous samples of her lingerie line. I hate people who embarrassingly come for my fave.
Fentybra: Let’s stop talking about hate. Tell us what you like and love?
Summertime Love: Well, I cannot say I love anyone in particular but I am surely loved by all the Babee Boy nominees not to mention that even many of the ATRL Navy love me though I drag their faves wig and forehead left and right. I have had affairs with istan4badgirlriri and BeyoncéFlicks amongst others. However, none have inspired me enough to pull a LEMONADE so far. Anyway., I am not very comfortable talking about my love interests and fantasies if you don't mind. Not to mention on how I got some of them permabanned.
Fentybra: Well you were not given the title of “The Elusive Reporting Queen” for nothing dear. Anyway, you were recently also given the title of a Temporary Host during the few hours preceding the Trophy Reveal Show as Superpower had to conduct a rectal exam. Why did the show flop though?
Summertime Love: Let me straighten up a bitch right here. My show did not flop. It was ATRL server that was flopping hard. And I don’t want to talk anymore about this. Lemme spill some tea instead.
Superpower actually went to the doctor as he had been cheating Babee Boy nominee ‘bijonse’ with ‘Trent W’ who is nominated for Albino Alligator. Karma bitch got her though. Poor hoe did not know that the latter actually had previously contracted an STD and they both rocked it ‘til waterfalls. Superpower became powerless when she learnt about this and all the broke bitch with an expensive taste could think of was to run to the nearest free hospital.
Fortunately, the doctor said she had been lucky and was clean but to deliver this verdict, Superpower had to undergo an orgasmic rectal exam conducted by Doc who was an ex-moderator. Same quenched Superpower’s love drought to leave her all wet but in pain which is why she has been rocking the wheelchair ala Lady Gaga Paparazzi lately.
Fentybra: Ok SL let’s change the topic because I have not brought extra pads with me today. Tell us... Are you happy with your nominations?
Summertime Love: I actually campaigned really hard for Pray You Catch These Hands and Visual Artist amongst others. I was nominated for the former and it was not a surprise but I was so hurt not to be nominated in the latter category. I mean the actual nominees are not even worth it. A reverse L’Oreal commercial by Beyoncé to be honest.
Nevertheless, I was pleasantly surprised to grab a nomination for 7/11 Bee. As that means many ATRL members find me cheerful, nice, lighthearted and “the life of the party”. It is true that I often take a lot of pleasure to drag some bitches but it is never that serious.
Fentybra: Why were you off ATRL for 1.5 years?
Summertime Love: I took time away from the spotlight because of a pressed Cupidon but I remain thankful to that bitch as during that time I rediscovered myself. I also got the chance to visit African deserts where I touched camels for the very first time in my life. They are so silky. I must say Queen B is so lucky to have also experienced that touch and she inspired me to look it up.
Fentybra: We see where you are trying to go but we cannot let your continue since you are on the verge of a one-month trip in quarantine which is currently a refugee centre for some Albino Alligators.
Anyway SL, we heard you have been working with Beyoncé’s team lately. Do you have some lemon tea to partially quench our thirst?
Summertime Love: Actually Beyoncé is being vigorously discouraged by her surroundings to do the joint album (which is already in the process) and subsequently embark on a joint tour. Beyoncé is actually sailing on Titanic and the iceberg is a few kilometres ahead. We have warned her about it and told her to deviate in Oceania direction. It is now up to her. She can bounce to the next venue or continue to sit her fat ass on 6 Inch Hova. I am sufficiently pressed because of her missteps lately and please don’t remind me about all this. If this continues, I am sure the family will welcome a baby boy who will be named Tidal sooner than we think.
Fentybra: Dear SL, it was a great pleasure to have you here but we have to go off air soon as we have only paid for half an hour. That’s the best we can do as streaming is the future but streaming does not generate much revenue. But you can tell your fans and everyone else something before we say ‘Bye Felicia’.
Summertime Love: I am not even surprised. You will soon be renamed more explicitly to Freeboard at this point. Anyway, I request all my lovely ATRL friends to vote for me for Pray You Catch These Hands; my dragging talent does not need receipts as my threads speak for themselves. I will also forgive you for my Visual Artist snub if you vote for me abundantly for 7/11 Bee as a compensation for the internal damages caused to me. I don’t want to experience another pretty hurts moment.
Thank you for making me your guest today. Lots of love and kisses down low by Summertime Love to everyone who will read this exclusive interview.
Fentybra: Wait!!! Can you please quickly tell us more about your surprise announcement?
............................. Signal annihilated!
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