[dperkins]

Originally posted by P!nkism

I can see it - while P!nk says "i was a gymnast for 8 years, a frog comes in from air hanging from silks and snatches the cheesecake"

Yes! OMG. We need to make it a comic strip actually. Maybe we just make a Pink comic strip anyways. I'm sure we could come up with enough jokes for it.

We'll call it "Beth".

[alrightsir]

Originally posted by dperkins

So I decided next time I go to a Pink concert, I'm gonna make a painting an bring it to give to her. The painting will be a frog eating a cheesecake and the cheesecake will have "P!nk" on it.

Or maybe, the picture will have Pink in it, but she's turned away from the cheesecake and while she's turned away, a frog drops down like the acrobatic chanteuse in GITA, and steals some cheesecake.

Maybe she's not paying attention because she's talking to a journalist about being a gymnast for 8 years and working on a garden. It will all be symbolic.

Either way, it will be her favorite painting ever.

If you say "You're ****in yummy to me" it will be perfect. Do it and make a video of her face!

[dperkins]

I'll write "To: Béthané" on it.

[Funhouse]

Originally posted by dperkins

So I decided next time I go to a Pink concert, I'm gonna make a painting an bring it to give to her. The painting will be a frog eating a cheesecake and the cheesecake will have "P!nk" on it.

Or maybe, the picture will have Pink in it, but she's turned away from the cheesecake and while she's turned away, a frog drops down like the acrobatic chanteuse in GITA, and steals some cheesecake.

Maybe she's not paying attention because she's talking to a journalist about being a gymnast for 8 years and working on a garden. It will all be symbolic.

Either way, it will be her favorite painting ever.

Allow me to help you

[dperkins]

Originally posted by Funhouse

Allow me to help you

Omg!

[Liafen]

Not me getting a wp for "only d!con"

[dperkins]

I got 2 WP for "The Hypocrite D!con" lol. Whatever.

[Grenn-O]

^ lol i get that you guys call her "names" on here. i mean, we know it's all in good fun. but anywhere else it just strengthens the hate people feel towards her. i rather support her than throw weird nicknames around that others could take seriously and be all "MUHAHAHAHA YEA SHE REELY IZ AN UGLI AZZ DIKEEE"

[alrightsir]

This whole base would be banned for using nicknames if a mod went throught it.

[pinktennisfreak]

http://atrl.net/?t=612448

[Liafen]

Originally posted by alrightsir

This whole base would be banned for using nicknames if a mod went throught it.

We should stop bashing ha Let's make this a challenge.

[dperkins]

Originally posted by Grenn-O

^ lol i get that you guys call her "names" on here. i mean, we know it's all in good fun. but anywhere else it just strengthens the hate people feel towards her. i rather support her than throw weird nicknames around that others could take seriously and be all "MUHAHAHAHA YEA SHE REELY IZ AN UGLI AZZ DIKEEE"

I feel the opposite. People use hurtful names and such to get attention and be "funny" in the hopes of pissing someone off. Everytime we have gone in and called her a "man" or "****" before anyone else can, she always gets less trashed by the haters. Because we took away the satisfaction they would get from posting it

[Can't_M!ss_This]

Meanwhile, Alazy is riding a bike

[dperkins]

Originally posted by Can't_M!ss_This

Meanwhile, Alazy is riding a bike

Around her kitchen while her cheesecake bakes in the oven.

Ok, so speaking of her food and gardening obsession and such, I have always thought to myself "if Pink started her own product what would it be?" and I always dismissed clothes and perfume, cause that's just not her scene. However, I have always envisioned her creating her own brand of wine. It just seems like her. What do you guys think? If Pink created her own brand of something, what would it be?

[Grenn-O]

Originally posted by dperkins

Around her kitchen while her cheesecake bakes in the oven.

Ok, so speaking of her food and gardening obsession and such, I have always thought to myself "if Pink started her own product what would it be?" and I always dismissed clothes and perfume, cause that's just not her scene. However, I have always envisioned her creating her own brand of wine. It just seems like her. What do you guys think? If Pink created her own brand of something, what would it be?

she's already said years ago in interviews that she would want to make her own wine, so i'm guessing it will happen at some point.

what i'd love is if she released a cook book or two. she has recipes up her sleeve that i'm sure she's eager to share with her fans.

[dperkins]

A cookbook would be cool. You know what else she should release? An album!

[P!nk Forever]

A 'yoga book' or a book about 'How to learn aerial acrobatic'.

[Grenn-O]

Originally posted by dperkins

A cookbook would be cool. You know what else she should release? An album!

LMAO yeah i bet the album will come sooner than any of the other things, so i'm not worried

maybe she can have a mix of things in a book, like a travel guide + best foreign restaurants + cook book + workout book. like a weird memoir.

[Grenn-O]

and john grant. she needs to work with john grant, too.

[Paparazzo]

Originally posted by dperkins

A cookbook would be cool. You know what else she should release? An album!