Member Since: 8/10/2010
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Dear Stan Diary,
Today has been a pretty eventful day. Despite doing squat **** at work, I've been thoroughly entertained by the messiness of ATRL's stan swamp. Unlike the other basic bitches, I was able to choose my own flop to stan for and decided to take a walk in the shoes of a Rihanna stan. I notoriously despise her, so I thought it would be ironic and interesting to experience stanning for a fast food mascot and farm animal hybrid. Because I've been out most of the day I haven't been fully able to make the Screech thread my home, but I will try my absolute best with the down time I have. The goats have been pretty cordial and inviting so far, even though I am being a slightly shady stan. However, I've been having some troubles in my stan transformation mainly due to the lack of news. For Gaga I can easily Google news her and find a plethora of articles to post and be obnoxiously braggadocios about, but Rihanna is a whole other story. Despite having 10 pseudo number ones, I can't even find news on this bitch. She is sucking one of the hottest rappers in the game right now, but not even Google finds her relevant. Hopefully during the Loud tour this upcoming week, she can either moonwalk again or perform a lap dance so I can get some worthy news and fulfill my stanning duties. Also, I am doing my best to request California Dread and Career Down, but my true queen is having issues of her own, so I must tend to those first. To end on a good note, fortunately I was able to start my night off watching Rihanna's latest controversial masterpiece, contributing to its YT view count. Diary, I vow to never give up and try to be the best Rihanna stan I can be!
Kisses and Hugs,
India
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