Poker Face 6,900,000
Just Dance 6,744,073
Bad Romance - 5,333,471
Born This Way - 3,858,702
Paparazzi 3,353,173
Telephone 3,229,772
Lovegame 2,500,000
The Edge Of Glory 2,600,000
Alejandro 2,400,000
Yoü And I 2,000,000
Judas 850,000
Marry The Night 550,000
Omg!! The BTW era is going to slay! But the fashion sucks, and the videos are ****, and Marry the Night flops...but at least we'll have the sixth single...WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE ERA IS OVER?!
But at least we have the tour! Oh wait, it's starting overseas and not in America! Boooo!!! Well at least she's coming to America eventually. Yes, she finally arrived!...WHAT?! SHE POSTPONED FOUR DATES?! Well at least she's still...****! SHE NEEDS SURGERY! THE TOUR'S CANCELED?! OH NOOOOO!!!!!
Wait! New album she said? And it's called ARTPOP? She's soooo going to slay the summer of 2012...did I say summer? I meant fall...WHAT?! THIS BITCH IS RELEASING THIS IN 2013?! OH HELL NAW...well, it's January now...say what?! Fall of 2014?!?!
...Change? Free change, ma'am? Can I have some change?
Poker Face 6,900,000
Just Dance 6,744,073
Bad Romance - 5,333,471
Born This Way - 3,858,702
Paparazzi 3,353,173
Telephone 3,229,772
Lovegame 2,500,000
The Edge Of Glory 2,600,000
Alejandro 2,400,000
Yoü And I 2,000,000
Judas 850,000
Marry The Night 550,000
I'm sure he was bopping to the Anthem of the Seven Seas®
