Oh my God.... Mike, I f**king hate you right now!

My heart skipped a beat and then I read further down and I was like, "F**k...." Why do I still believe these comments?!? I'm literally the most gullible person in the world.
And yeah, Ichi, mine came too, but I had them shipped to work because I didn't want them shipped to my house while I was on vacation, so... I'll get them when I get back!