This will be the one I give my lashings too. Fix it, Jesus.
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John McGuire, aka Johnny Mac or the “rockstar dentist” will be among the 14 new houseguests on Big Brother 17. He says he’s unlike any other dentist as he’s loud, obnoxious and never runs out of energy.
The self-proclaimed Big Brother superfan says he’s going to go into the game looking for a showmance, but the ultimate goal is to win BB17 so he can save his parents’ lake house and pay off his student loans.
So what kind of activities does a rockstar dentist like? Playing guitars and getting drunk and beating his friends at video games of course. Something tells me we’re in for something special with Johnny Mac. If you need more proof, then look at how he describes himself: “Ninja-esque, klutz and eccentric.”
Here’s to hoping John isn’t too annoying, because he sure sounds like a fun person to root for, yes?
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I mean the poor thing can't even afford to produce some melanin and it expects to win to help save his parents lake house he doesn't go to based on his pastiness?
@ those interchangable blonde trannies.
