The fact that there's so much video before the song starts makes me kind of doubtful that it will do much
they need to release a strictly "G.U.Y" edit without the intro songs or credits
glad she came to her senses and released my favorite song from the album. However, I am allergic to the Billboard Hot 100 so I expect this to flop hard
The ARTPOP opening was full of so much stupid obvious symbolism it looked like a ****ing 14 year old wrote it (she probably asked one of her ****ed up fans to write it for her, thinking that her fans are her "friends" and not her worst enemies).
The Venus part was wasted on some stupid ****ing thing where she thinks it'll be cute to camp it up with a bunch of disgusting old senile people (a secret shot at Madonna hihi) but instead of comes off as inconsistent with that overwrought part 1.
The GUY part was surprisingly well made, although once again filled with stupid symbolism and metaphors that would make a junior high student roll their eyes. I appreciated some of the choreo, it's definitely accessible when she's just dancing in a few rooms. The Michael Jackson and Ghandi and Jesus **** was so ****ing stupid, that was probably the most pathetic attempt at "ART" that she's tried.
Anyway moral of the story is the video is a 7/10 for the GUY part, as a whole it's a sad 3/10. On the bright side Gaga will probably shriek and cackle with delight as she cleanses her moldy **** and checks Billboard over the next few weeks, since she was enough of a disgusting thieving rat to include four songs in this video so she could get streaming points for all four.
Anyone who thinks this is Lady Gaga's second coming is a ****ing idiot.
at least cinematography slays
@ 4 minutes of credits.
