Ahhhhhhhh reading all of the pages I missed. The miserable self-loathing people coming for Madonna's performance skills?
"Beyoncé is a better dancer than Madonna ever was"

"Britney is a better performer than Madonna"

Beyoncé? More creativity than Madonna?

Beyoncé more controversial than Madonna
Among countless other statements which made me piss all over my bed fdsgjfka I ****ing can't.