Without further ado:
Mike's Best Moments:
(I could never list them ALL - he's provided eight years of comedy gold - but here are ten):
10) When he and our favorite Radio DJ Jamie fought for FOUR NIGHTS IN A ROW over some lost/stolen points.
9) "Lady Gaga would make a better ruler than
Barack Nobama." Mike's insanity/ignorance about everything STAYS ********.
8) His countdown. HIS COUNTDOWN. HAVE YOU SEEN HIS COUNTDOWN. It's like its own little universe.
7)
http://atrl.net/?p=1074062 Mike is AAB, Tina is Kendall Wannabe.
One more word and I'll break your damn phone! <3333333333
6) Piggybacking onto that, when Mike made a thread listing his address, his mother's phone number and a request for 650 dollars so they could pay the rent.
5) The summer of 2006, when Mike began a rather bizarre hatred of Christina, Justin and Beyonce. Example:
Deja Vu ^+++^
My Love ^+++++^
Ain't No Other Man ^++++++++++++^
4) Piggybacking on that, Mike's admission to Johnny via IM:
Beyonce fans ... are black trailer-trash. His words, not mine.
3) When Mike and Jamie were having World War III over game points, Mike became so focused on winning that he
"FORGOT TO EAT FOR SIX HOURS."
2) Mixi. Redemption Song. I MISS THOSE DAYS.
1) YOU. ARE. A. *****. FOR. SAYING. THAT.
