When the final cast was revealed, who did you think was going to make it to the finale, and why?
Serena. Her social game is ++++ and it helps that she's good at games. Just look at the twist where everybody voted for her; she knows this game. There's a reason why she made it to the final 2. She could have made it, but, you know..
Which judge was your favorite and why?
It's kinda obvious, but probably Kitt. If I constantly make fun of you then I must like you. Yes, you must be thinking "Why not DOMINO?" Well, I'm not listing him because I'm showing him tough love by not supporting him. He needs to get over his illness which is called "European DL Illness." It's a recent illness that was recently added to the latest DSM, DSM-5.
But Kitt has been my favorite since my ANTM10 days. Something about that feminine niche she has going on along with her being *half Black (or whatever the **** it is). Maybe because I'm easily able to connect to my sisters (sorry non-colored folks). She thought I didn't like ha ass in ANTM 10 which is weird. Probably because she went in on my entries and she knew I wasn't here for it. Now that I won, I can extend Kitt Coochie Syndrome awareness with her being the #1 advocate. I plan on discussing A Kitt Coochie Syndrome Awareness Day with Kemal sometime in the near future.
If you could replace a finalist with someone else, who would it be?
Well, I wouldn't replace any of the finalists with someone else, but if I had to choose I would replace Citrus with Melvin (was going to say Guero until I found out he was Mexican) just for the hell of it. Have an all chocolate (with me being the only non-ashy negro) final three. Or maybe Serena with any of those two so there could be two season 2 Allstars in the finale.
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I would replace someone strategically, however that's another story
Have you been in any alliance and how did that work out?
Here we ****ing go.
From the get-go I was in a buddy-buddy alliance with Melvin. We were ride and die. Then maybe during the first challenge, Serena PMed: me, Melvin, Element, and Bey_Rihstan. It went pretty well, we were able to get the most votes against umich, and also get other people out. But then, **** went south when Bey_Rih got banned and Element and Melvin landed in the bottom two. As soon as that happen, the alliance was basically over even though me and Serena were still in the competition (we stopped PMing each other with alliance-related material).
When I was in the bottom 2 during the Running Man challenge (or before that, don't exactly remember), me and Urban started PMing each other. We basically said we would save each other if we were ever in the bottom. Though, what was interesting was the Family Feud round because I was blindsided and saved at the same time. As you saw by the drama that went down after Family Feud, it seems as though he was playing more than one side and it blew up in his face.
Around the same time me and Scene. came together and made a mini alliance. We basically had each other's backs and would try to save each other when **** got thick. I mainly thank him for "saving" me during the Running Man round since he said he would try to get people to save me. Scene. was very loyal and didn't backstab and lie to me; he was very good ally. He even gave me some tea that was later proven to be true.
So around the break-up of the main alliance, me and Drip added each other on snapchat and starting snapping each other. Had the occasional real life snaps going back and forth (and still do), as well as some strategic snaps, so I guess you can say we had a mini alliance going on. Drip is interesting because I was told that his main alliance was A Bomb, Luna, and Citrus, and Scene. (at one point). I basically had to take everything with a grain of salt (which you saw with the Family Feud round). Honestly, I think what happened was Drip was just trying to play more than one side, and it blew up in his face (same thing with Urban).
Which judge would you have liked to see more of?
At first I thought Retro/whatever the hell he calls himself at the moment, because he simply was not around, but now I wish I saw more Kworb. Especially after seeing his commentary for the speeches, it would have been great to see that type of commentary for more of the challenges
It seemed like you were blindsided in the Family Feud challenge, what is your view on that?
Here we ****ing go, again. Everyone, pull up your boochies and coochies and make sure you Fleeted so they are empty so they can receive and store all this info.
So that round was when DOMINO-KEMAL tried it by having ANOTHER comeback. Let's be honest, the remaining contestants were a bit upset that 2 contestants were coming back, especially borntodie since she didn't compete with everyone else (nothing against her, many just felt it wasn't fair for a new player to be introduced so late in the game).
So anyway, me and Drip were snapping each other saying how it wasn't fair that that borntodie was in the competition. When the Family Feud round came around, we knew that was our chance to take ha out. So via snap, we planned that we would come up with some ridiculous answers so borntodie would end up in the bottom 2, and we could eliminate her. Drip said he was getting Citrus, A Bomb, Luna, and Guero (everyone but Urban, umich, and borntodie I believe).
The snaps seemed like I was coordinating the answers and selecting the final list. The plan was set and ready to go. Though, being some-what aligned with Urban, I didn't want to leave his ass out the dark, and it was well-known that Drip was gunning hard for that ass. Anyway, I went to him and told him what was going on and coordinated with him and give him a different list so he wouldn't end up in the bottom 2. Basically the overall plan (to my knowledge) was to place borntodie in the bottom 2 along with either umich or Urban. I didn't want it to be Urban, so I worked with him to make sure it was umich instead.
Last mother****ing moments before the deadline, Urban PMs me saying he wasn't going with the answers I gave. Keep in mind that I thought the plan I had going "with" Drip was going to work out regardless.
So here we ****ing go.
The **** is revealed and I find out I have been blindsided. And by the looks of it Drip had too been blindsided (**** blew up in his face). I also noticed that he went with different answers than the ones I sent in the list, so I didn't feel too bad when I saw his ass in the bottom 2 with me. What I noticed that was interesting was borntodie and umich. was at the top with Urban. I 100% knew by then that Urban was doing a little too much and talking to every-damn-body. I don't remember who, but I was warned on beforehand that Urban shouldn't really be trusted since he talks to everyone. But hey, I won, so it worked out for me at the end. And he did save my ass that round...Speaking about that..
So after that I was gathering my pearls from off the floor and was snaping Drip on how everything that went down was ********. We were discussing on who would need to be in the bottom two with Drip in order for him to be saved. I knew Urban was going to save my ass with the Key of Destiny, it was Drip we had to save. And Urban PMed me telling me the whole "PM me who I think I should use the KOD to be fair" was a stunt, and he was playing the game. Whatever, all I knew was my ass was getting saved.
Now, flash-forward to a few days ago Citrus brought up how he "found out" that I was "trying to throw him under the bus with the KOD", so he had to do something. With that being said, someone must have twisted my words and told him I was trying to "throw him under the bus", which by the way, I couldn't have since we have never contacted each other about game-related matters.
It was either Drip or Urban. Not sure who it was since those were the only two I talked to during that round. Basically, I told Drip that his only chance advancing to the next round would be if he were pitted against Citrus being how strong of a competitor he was. I'm not exactly sure if I told Urban if he should put Citrus in hopes to save Drip, but if I did, that's why. I know for sure I told Urban he should put up borntodie, since I knew her ass would have been voted out with the quickness, but alas, that didn't happen. I told Urban countless times borntodie was the target the whole entire time, so there shouldn't have been any confusion. If the plan worked and no one was blindsided and backstabbed people, Citrus' name wouldn't even been brought up.
And you all saw what happen, Urban saved my ass, Citrus replaced me, and Drip was ultimately voted out.
Everyone received their karma and I won.
A'int karma a bitch
*Since this story says "Featuring Kitt's Coochie", insert random plug about that coot here*
Which contestant didn’t deserve his/her ranking?
I'm just going to go with Scene. since the sis had to quit. She could have easily gone further, but life got in ha way.
Kill, ****, Marry: DOMINO, EdgeOfAddiction, Kitt
Kill - Kitt so we can use her body and examine the dead cells so we can hopefully find a cure for Kitt Coochie Syndrome
**** - BussyOfAddiction cause I'm curious how it would go if I rocked his boat. He seems like he knows what he's talking about. If he agrees I'll give him my zip code and he can use the explore feature on Hornet so we can get it poppin.
Marry - DOMINO since if I put a ring on it, we can **** for the rest of eternity. And I have a thing for Europeans. And the snaps he sends me are very interesting, so we're already half-way there (sorry Kitt).
Being an allstar, which one of your fellow allstar mates were you sad to see leave? Don't count those who quit, like Serendipity.
Melvin just because we're partners in crime and it sucked when he was placed in the bottom 2 along with Element. I knew those two were going to be eliminated and it sucked cause it meant my good friend leaving, but also two of my main allies getting the boot.
Which ATRLers have you been snapping with during this competition?
Drip, Scene, and Kemal (if he counts)
I also snap others ATRLers who were not apart of this competition
If there is one thing that you could change if you could go back what would it be?
Probably chosen a different thread or GIF than I submitted. When I look back at them I go "damn, why did I send in those average-mediocre entries."
(Get it, Sailor Pluto is the keeper of time)
Describe your run in this competition with one gif.
What do you think about this game?
That it's a hot-ass mess and Kemal is very extra for some of the stunts that he pulled. In all seriousness, I had lots of fun, like I mentioned in my speech. I feel like I connected with some of you guys more and just had an overall great time. I love it when I'm able to just go out with all my entries. And Kemal - Stop making **** so damn extra and dramatic. I know you're European, but damn.
Anything else you want to say? (This is where you can give us juicy information.)
Anything else to say? I feel as though I gave juicy information...oh wait...I remember...pull up your information filled boochies and coochies even closer.
So I guess some tea I heard was Urban was playing all the sides and he basically talked to everyone. Also that Drip, Citrus, Luna, Bomb, and Scene (at one point) were in an alliance (I think I mentioned this before).
Oh, I remember hearing something about Kitt and Drip. That "tea" is Drip and Kitt were in cahoots with each other and Kitt was trying her very best to get Drip to the finale so he could get the crown. There was a rumor put out there that Kitt was informed to use her wildcard on A Bomb which in return would help him and Drip. In other words, Kitt was being a dishonest hoe and had her sights set on Drip before the competition even started (back when the Allstars were being picked). You didn't hear this from me since it didn't come out of my mouth. Original source? I forgot, dig around if you want to know.
DillonATRL seemed to put the most thought into his critiques, with Superiore about equal. I love when a judge tells you what you can improve on, and those two were the best at that imo.
When the cast was revealed, who did you think was going to make it to the finale and why?
That was hard. I really don't think I could tell. I had people who I wanted to go far but no one I really believed would make it through to the finale. I guess if I had to bet on one person it'd be Citrus. If Anna had been there since or near the beginning it'd be her.
Which entry was your favorite?
Off the top of my head it's be one of Funky's. Either from the Trinity, Drag Race, or Animation round.
Which contestant was your favorite?
All the All Stars were my babies. Out of the virgins, I found Moonchild really endearing. Citrus was my frontrunner favorite. Drip was my biased favorite. Guero was probably my most favorite behind the scenes, lol. I punished friends and literally changed the game for him.
Compare the top three to Beyoncé and Rihanna albums.
umich - Dangerously in Love / Unape
Funky - B'Day / Talk That Talk
Citrus - 4 / GGGB
If there is one thing that you could change if you could go back what would it be?
I wouldn't have listened to Drip when he told me to save A Bomb with my wildcard.
Describe your time as a judge with a gif.
What do you think about this game and would you recommend others to join?
I want BeyRih to never stop joining til she finally wins.
Name some of your favorite moments this season.
Luna's flawless use of that rupaul png. (This is a trend every season but) I always love how we spawn off little hit pngs/gifs in the thread. We really know how to find the appeal in something and get it circulating; even if it's just in the thread. Least favorite moments would be jax. and beyrih getting banned. I resented it the entire season.
Anything else you want to say? (This is where you can give us juicy information.)
1. When the cast was revealed, who did you think was going to make it to the finale and why?
Well hello to you too, Domino. I just want to say this is a bit rude, not even a hi but MMK.
When the cast was revelead I definitely thought about Citrus and DripDrip making it. I also thought dwuw would make it, poor that. Taylor Swift truly ****ed him up. At least he got to be in the jury.
2. Which entry was your favorite?
Overall, I think my favorite entry was Funky's Sailor Moon one mostly because it was super relatable but also because it was nicely written and all.
3. Which contestant was your favorite?
I did not have a favorite contestant (unlike all the others biased ass judges, vote me for best judge please) but I think now looking back it was probably DripDrip. I didn't even know her too much before the game, but she's so really cool and interesting. I'm so sad he didn't make it in the finale.
4. Compare the top three to popgirls and explain your decisions
1. Funky_Dinevo: I'd compare ha to Azealia Banks. No, not because he's black . Because he's as messy as her (okay maybe not, she's on a league of her own) but his entries were always on point (as is Azealia's music) Hopefully he hates Iggy too.
2. Citrus: I'd compare Citrus with Rihanna because Citrus, as Rihanna, slays. Because Citrus, as Rihanna, is really ****ing funny. Because Citrus, as Rihanna, knows how to emote and drag you when needed.
3. umich: I'd compare umich to Janet, No, not because he's black Because as Janet, umich is already a well established legend of this forum, and after so many years in the game, just as Janet he showed us you don't have to be desperate to keep slaying. King.
5. If there is one thing that you could change if you could go back what would it be?
Well it doesn't depend on me but after carefully looking back at this season, I think it was a bit OVERLOADED. Like, for me, ( ) the Allstars vs. Virgins as a theme was pretty much enough. It was a bit too much with the Key of Destiny + Wildcard + the contestants being linked to eachother + the whole fairytale like story to the point that I was kinda lost at times and didn't even know what's happening.
Oh and me being a judge during the gif challenge.
6. Describe your time with a gif.
7. What do you think about this game and would you recommend others to join?
What do I think about this game?
You know how much of a fan I am of this game. I'd even recommend my mother to make an account and join.
I think the game is really sexy.
8. Anything else you want to say? (This is where you can give us juicy information.)
So the thing is I was walking yesterday through Koln |Cologne| (for the ones that don't know it's the city where DOMINO lives) so I was very surprised and pissed off to see all the judges and winner having drinks at a restaurant.
Yes, there was DOMINO and Kitt and they were holding hands and I clearly saw Funky dragging Klitt's weave from her behind in the same time as he yelled: ”I swear to God if you don't drop daddy's hand, crusty coochie, I will expose your one night stand with my brother. Apparently that's where Funky knows about Klitt's crusty coochie.
Retro was, of course, not there, as he wasn't the whole season here.
I clearly remember Katie throwing a Barbie doll at Edge's head after him not being able to fully recover from the post whoring.
A not so surprising scene was Superiore who was blabbering about the fact that he finally managed to pass me in the thread's posts and I remember Dillon straight up dragging him saying: ”**** you Mario, I really hate you fat and I don't care about what you're talking. Rider will overtake you tonight.”.
H-I-M couldn't be there as he's banned until January from Germany, but rumour has it he was talking with them on Skype. I think that's why Kworb INSTANTLY shut down the laptop, leaving H-I-M in the dark.
I casually walked near the table, without even looking back, while everyone saw me and they were in shock. DOMINO tried to apologize saying he didn't invite me because I'm not in the Whatsapp group right now but I was like fat, please, I believe in HDD's ANTI article more than I believe this lie.
I kept on walking and didn't even look back.
That was all, thank you so much for another great season and hopefully SEE YOU HERE FOR THE FIFTH SEASON OF THE BEST ATRL TOURNAMENT. And officially the biggest.
Up next is season three winner, Superiore ! ( ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! )
I clearly saw Funky dragging Klitt's weave from her behind in the same time as he yelled: ”I swear to God if you don't drop daddy's hand, crusty coochie, I will expose your one night stand with my brother. Apparently that's where Funky knows about Klitt's crusty coochie.
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H-I-M couldn't be there as he's banned until January from Germany, but rumour has it he was talking with them on Skype. I think that's why Kworb INSTANTLY shut down the laptop, leaving H-I-M in the dark.
All the All Stars were my babies. Out of the virgins, I found Moonchild really endearing. Citrus was my frontrunner favorite. Drip was my biased favorite. Guero was probably my most favorite behind the scenes, lol. I punished friends and literally changed the game for him.
