"Utada Hikaru!
What the **** happened to your sales!
You're going away forever!
But clearly no one gives a damn!
It makes me a little bit sad!
But much more amused than anything else!
To see that you announce your departure!
But Japan is too busy warming up their noodles to care!
Maybe if you took some time off from ****ing your giant teddy bear
And instead actually WERKED for a change!
Your sales would have been better!
Or maybe if you actually made a real ****ing PV!
Instead of that lazy POS you called a promotion video!
Your sales would have been higher!
No sis I have to be honest!
It wouldn't have mattered what the hell you did!
You wanna gonna flop and put Magikarp out of business anyway!
Because you simply ain't the business!
Wow yeah!
Wow yeah!
Wow wow wow yeah yeah yeah!"
"Utada Hikaru!
What the **** happened to your sales!
You're going away forever!
But clearly no one gives a damn!
It makes me a little bit sad!
But much more amused than anything else!
To see that you announce your departure!
But Japan is too busy warming up their noodles to care!
Maybe if you took some time off from ****ing your giant teddy bear
And instead actualy WERKED for a change!
Your sales would have been better!
Or maybe if you actually made a real ****ing PV!
Instead of that lazy POS you called a promotion video!
Your sales would have been higher!
No sis I have to be honest!
It wouldn't have mattered what the hell you did!
You wanna gonna flop and put Magikarp out of business anyway!
Because you simply ain't the business!
Wow yeah!
Wow yeah!
Wow wow wow yeah yeah yeah!"
"Utada Hikaru!
What the **** happened to your sales!
You're going away forever!
But clearly no one gives a damn!
It makes me a little bit sad!
But much more amused than anything else!
To see that you announce your departure!
But Japan is too busy warming up their noodles to care!
Maybe if you took some time off from ****ing your giant teddy bear
And instead actually WERKED for a change!
Your sales would have been better!
Or maybe if you actually made a real ****ing PV!
Instead of that lazy POS you called a promotion video!
Your sales would have been higher!
No sis I have to be honest!
It wouldn't have mattered what the hell you did!
You wanna gonna flop and put Magikarp out of business anyway!
Because you simply ain't the business!
Wow yeah!
Wow yeah!
Wow wow wow yeah yeah yeah!"
Newt, you haven't listened to Godumi's epicness yet? What kind of a JPop fan are you if you are not fully exposed to the greatness of the one & only Empress?
Newt, you haven't listened to Godumi's epicness yet? What kind of a JPop fan are you if you are not fully exposed to the greatness of the one & only Empress?