Actually, first I was invited to dinner at a restaurant with one part of my family especially for my aunt coming back to Austria from England for a few days.
The day after that, I was invited to dinner at a restaurant with basically the same people again to celebrate my granny's 80th birthday, her birthday is 24th December, so there's that.
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Two days later I was invited to the actual Christmas Eve at my mother's house with the same people AGAIN, and we ate three sorts of really good, home-fried fish and greasy, yummy potato salad, and some coffee before that and wine to drink.
And then the next day, I was invited over to my father's house to celebrate Christmas again with his side of my family because we're divorced. This time, I ate fried chicken with greasy, yummy potato salad and wine, and he gave me some for home too when we left again because there was so much left.
I love my metabolism, I'm surprised I didn't barf it all back up after the last day.
I finished writing the lead single for his 2nd album.
It goes like this:
Quote:
I got the eye of Queen Latifah, Queefing, on Dora, I am a crack w***e, and you're gonna hear here me roar
Once second I'm in a meat dress, then suddenly I broke my hip
One second All That Matters comes on, then suddenly I hit skip
B****ing ****ing ugly b**** mother****er ***hole **** ape ***** ugly b**** mother****er
And we'll never be royals, it's not in our blood, this kind of love's just ain't for us
Edit: For the newbies, I'm a professional writer for the bubbling under 100 artist U4EA.
how about you? 
