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Originally posted by gettsleazy
My roommate and I have been best friends since we meet at freshman orientation. He's the one person I can go to about anything really. Something fell through on his end with our off campus apartment next year so we replaced him and this will be my last year physically living with him, but I'm sure we will be friends for a while.
Unfortunately, he has this CRAZY ass girlfriend. And girls, I am not lying or being dramatic but this bitch is WILD.
They started sleeping together in September and by the end of the month they were dating. We (my friends and I, we have a big friend group thats just always hanging out in my roomate & I's room) were initially hesitant but warmed up to her because she seemed normal.
It all went south when she started getting comfortable with all of us.
First off, shes one of those people that tells you their entire life story right after meeting you. Like, I know more about this girl than I do about most of my friends. I could literally ask her for her social security number and she'd give it to me.
Second off, she's extremely insecure, so she can't take a joke. She loves joking about all of us but the SECOND it's turned around on her she has a hissy fit. Also she used to use the "F" slur and the "R" word earlier in the year until we gathered her and corrected her mess.
But girls when I say she's insecure I MEAN it lord. My roommate will get out of bed for ONE second. ONE, and the girl will be doing this fake ass lil' whine like "babyyyyyyy come back" and he'll be sitting as his desk doing his work for his DEGREE and she'll be whining like "whyyyy don't you do your work up hereeeeeeeee." Also she is CONSTANTLY talking about how sexy/hot/do-able other men are but the SECOND that my roommate brings another chica up you would think World War III began in our room because it is nothing but "I'm so ugly!!" "I look like a potato!!" Granted my roommate is good looking and could pull someone much more attractive than her, she isn't ugly. She just wants the attention and affection.
Also after my longest lecture days I come back into the room and she's sitting there like she pays rent. They have tickle fights all the time while I'm sitting in my bed/my desk/the couch and they literally think because I've tolerated it till now it's ok to do. Thank god they haven't tried doing it while I'm in the room I swear I'd drag them both to the garbage disposal and chuck them in.
Also she's always having mood swings. Like, its never 50/50 with her. She's either 100% unhappy and bitchy or 100% happy and nice. And you NEVER know why. Like girl we all have a lot going on, get it together.
Also she has literally cornered three of the members of our friend group including me asking "If 'roommate' and I break up will you still be friends with me?" Obviously none of us know how to answer that and fact being we were friends with him first so probably not but like... why would you ask that? It's because when she started dating my roommate she realized she liked all of us better than her older friends and kind of ditched them. They were ****** but whatever.
But it all piled up this winter break!
So I'm in Baltimore for Thanksgiving with family and she's back home. We're snapchatting because she wants me to help pick out a gift for him and she sends me a picture of this flannel on Urban Outfitters and asks me if I think he'll like it. I reply back no.
Context: I'm 5 glasses of wine deep, the snapchat was 4 seconds long, and I didn't see the flannel.
The next day, Urban is having a $20 flannel sale so obviously when my gracious mother takes me shopping there I pick out this nice lil' one and go on my merry way.
I come back to Uni the next week and I'm in my room taking off my coat and go "Look at what I got!" to one of my friends while the girlfriend is in the room. The girl GLARES at me and my feeble little mind puts 1+1 together and I realize WHOOPS I bought the same one that she probably bought for her boyfriend. She doesn't really say anything so I assume she's not bitter/doesn't really care, but LORD was I wrong.
The girl TEXTS me the next morning with this 5 paragraph MLA cited MESS telling me that she "can't ****ing believe I would ever do something like that" and that "I'm hellbent on destroying her life" and I did this to inconvenience her. We get into a fight (over text because she's weak and wouldn't do it face to face) and then accuses me of being a PSYCHOPATH that wants to ruin her life, ruin her relationship, etc.
Like...
So she's going on this tirade and spilling all of this FALSE tea and I literally replied to her with "I wish I had enough time in the day to dedicate my entire life to ruining yours but quite honestly I don't care about you enough to put that much effort in." I call her out on her ******** and she stops replying to me.
We made up a week later because I realized it was the mature thing to do but tbh it was just because I realized I'd rather have her on my good side so that when she ****s up eventually I can expose her tea.
Sorry for ranting but wow! Just needed to get this out and this was the perfect thread for it. Thank god I only have one more month of living with them. I'm honestly going to miss my roommate but his girlfriend literally became my third roommate and I am NOT ok with that.
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